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Sort of technology that would damn it [ laughter ] while at the border, President Trump called the new fencing, quote, virtually impenetrable. But then again, he said the same thing after pushing on this for an hour. [ laughter ] theres no way through. [ light laughter ] canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is facing criticism after a photo from 2001 surfaced in which hes wearing brownface. Im not going to show you the picture because its really bad. Its so bad, that canadians traveling in europe are going to start telling people theyre american [ laughter ] what . [ cheers and applause sorr...

Many are calling the statement shocking, while fox news is calling it an audition [ laughter ] despite claiming at a rally this week, that nobody loves hispanics more than him, a new poll shows that trumps Approval Rating among hispanics is just 25 though its not the first time trumps been part of a oneway relationship [ laughter ] the news service, reuters, has released a photo of President Trump boarding air force one with cash sticking out of his back pocket. And youll never believe whose pocket trump was in. [ laughter ] the merriamwebster dictionary added more than 530 new words this mont...

Decoupling markets in asia and europe were slightly weaker but here in the u. S. Were in the green. Treasury yields at this hour as well, we have seen some better than expected german labor data cause some firming in the global bond markets right now the 30 year is just sitting at a 2. 15 yield the tenyear, 169 and the twoyear at 164. That story that really dragged our markets on friday. We finished off the lows on friday any way only down half of 1 on the s p 500 by the close, but clearly if that story is turning around, its unsurprising to see futures up a little bit this morning. Broader ma...

Unbeknownst to almost everyone, the Major Taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan were going to secretly meet with me at camp david on sunday. Only trump would brag about a meeting he didnt have. [ laughter ] anyway. They were coming to the United States tonight. Unfortunately, in order to build false leverage they admitted to an attack in kabul that killed one of our great, great soldiers and 11 other people. I immediately canceled the meeting and called off peace negotiations. What kind of people would kill so many in order to seemingly strengthen their bargaining positio...

Is e what youre saying is not to give up. I went to a psychiatrist after the election because i couldnt handle what was happening, and my reaction was so out of control. S aft wiped away her tears, she says she had an awakening and decided to devote herself to activism. It is important to me, and im gonna use my show to add value and to bring awareness to topics that i dont think are getting a big enough or louu voice of their own. That is, when shes not going off about heromantic feelings for special counsel Robert Mueller. Im sexually attractedob tot mueller, and i hes in his early 70s. From...