Welcome to our 35th annual Allstar Party. Please join me in welcoming a lady we love. Who is now appear ng a very supporting role in a major production back east. This is dutch reagan. And now, kindly join me in welcoming man who we greet as fred. A very special friend close to our hearts. Mr. Dutch reagan. Hello. Nancy and dutch, your host for the evening, 1983 variety club honoree, truly his broth brothers keeper, Frances Albert sinatra. You may be seated. Im delighted to be here with dutch and his bride. The first lady of the United States and might i add the first lady of geneva, too. And now, here are some wonderful people who will be entertaining you for the next hour. Youve already met marty and here are charleston heston, e dee gourmet and steve lawrence, of course. And emanuel lewis, the mightest little fella ive ever known in my life and my buddy, mr. Dean white. Mr. Burt reynolds. Mr. Vincent sculley, a giant in the baseball world. Mr. Ben vereen. And the variety club office
Youll variety allstar club party. Please join me in welcoming a lady that we love, formerly and actress in Motion Pictures who is now appearing in a very supporting role in a major production back east. This is the trick mrs. Dutch reagan. And now, will you kindly join me in welcoming a man who would be tonight as friend, a very special friend close to our hearts, mr. Dutch reagan. hail to the chief hello. How do you do . Should we sit down . Your host for the evening, 1983 variety club henry, truly his brothers keeper, Francis Albert sinatra. You may be seated. laughs im delighted to be here with dutch and his bride, the first lady of the united states, and might i add, the first lady of geneva too. applause and now, here are some wonderful people who will be entertaining you for the next hour. Youve already met monte. And here are charles and heston, edie gorme, and steve lawrence, of course, and Emmanuel Lewis, the mightiest little fellow ive ever known in my life, and my buddy, mr.
But dont take it from me. Take it from this jingle announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, bleach bum plus, stephen welcomes john mulaney. And musical guest john fogerty, featuring jon batiste and stay y homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Just hearing the band do the theme song is strangely moving. I forgot how much i missed hearing those guys its how many days . How many days have we been doing this . 40 days. This is the 40th day that i have been quarantined with my wife and kids. I feel like noah, but i only have one dog, and hes only interested in my leg. We all want haircuts at this point. I did something drastic tonight, i combed my hair in the other direction just for a change of pace and that was a bad idea. First of all, im getting a very p atrician flop over here. This the very mid70s jackson brown. Over here, theres a lot of empty real estate i
[ applause ] but, you know, its impossible to understand politics. I dont worry about it. Im very happy living in america. And im a single guy, you know. In fact, i went to singles bar the other night. I met a girl and she said to me, you know, i have never made love to a korean guy. I said, me too. [ laughter ] thank you. [ music ] [ applause ] good to see you again. Well take a break. [ applause ] [ music ] [ applause ] doc. Were talking with johnny yune. And we have charlton heston, blair brown, and jack douglas with us. Were you born you were born in korea, right . When did you first come here . 1962. 62. You know, youre one of the few well, youre the only korean comedian i think i, uh, ive ever known. And the only other oriental i can remember isis pat morita. Yes. Who, uh who does comedy. Are there are there other successful oriental comedians who have made that transference to this country . Uh, not that i know of. Yeah. Do they now this still seems like a silly question. Obviou
[ applause ] people get very giftconscious on days like this, and i want to thank the lady from the audience who left the longstemmed american beauty in my dressing room. [ laughter ] although your daughter seems like a nice girl, i cant get her on the show. You were ahead of me, werent ya . [ laughter ] by the way, if youre out here as tourists especially today and you [ applause ] welcome. All right. And if youre up on hollywood boulevard and you see a man walking along dressed as cupid, that does not mean its valentines day, thatthat means its murray. He dresses that way every single day. [ laughter ] well, maybe he doesnt. [ laughter ] love is in the air today. Valentines day. And remember, before you fall head over heels on love with someone you just met, remember [ laughter ] [ applause ] i always Wax Nostalgic on valentines day, and ii which i do occasionally. I wax several days, but especially on valentines day. I think of my youth back on the plains of nebraska and my very fir