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President of south carolina. And i offered to pay back colberts superpac from its evil step father jon stewart. But jon refused and flew off in his zeppelin cackling. I cannot imagine how scared my money must be right now. Nation, wont you comfort my money by second it more of itself. Go to Colbert Super pac. Com and give recklessly. Were so close to a nice round ridiculous number no one thought we would hit in a million years. Republicans held their 18th debate last night. The question on everyones mind who cares . It was a dud. Total dud. Candidates did not even attack each other thanks to s...

[laughter] thats right. Its that time of year again, folks, when the president tries to convince us he was born. [laughter] were not buying it, obama. Everybody knows that american president s are born in february. Thats why its called president s day. Im not the only one who is angry. So is Sean Hannitys voice. Economic armageddon has been avoided, but the economy remains in tatters, so how does the president react . He throws himself a lavish birthday bash. Stephen damn straight. Instead of going to a birthday party, he should have been working on the economy. Now the recession is going to l...

Well, good friday morning. We begin with one of the top names in hollywood speaking out about the sony hacking scandal. George clooney tried to get the heads of other major studios to sign a petition in support of sony. They all refused, clooney said. They were afraid of the hackers, he said. And its following new developments. Heres susan saulny. Topic a in hollywood is this hack and its impact, not just on sony. Reporter this morning, companies around the globe are on high alert to avoid being the next giant brought to its knees by hackers like that against sony pictures. You work at any stu...

Expected to blame north korea and make some of that evidence public. George clooney tried to get the head of other major studios to sign a petition in support of sony. All refused, clooney said because they were afraid of the hackers. Another tragedy from australia. Eight children have been murdered. Australias Prime Minister calls it heartbreaking. A panel of experts says the secret Service Needs new leadership. An independent review says they just need better training. Stephen colbert signing off from the colbert report. I guess ill be gone forever. Well always be there for the american peop...

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