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Thank you ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the report. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen folks, thank you sovp. Ladies and gentlemen, i dont say this every night when i go on air. There is no doubt that tonight i am in a terrific mood. Yes, yes its freezing out. Yes, dirty slush is everywhere, and yes i had to push a frail woman in front of a salt truck to get a cab laughter once again my apologies to doris kearns goodwin. But still i could not be happier because yesterday the Congressional Budget Office released pro...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org [cheering and applause] jon my show. My beautiful show. Here it is, your moment of zen. People are holding tickets that match the winning numbers in the 636 million Mega Millions drawing. Lets go from the best of luck to the worst of fate, its still not clear why a gunman walked into a medical buildi captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org test. Stephen tonight is santa claus an american, well, he is fat and wears a velvet track suit. Then a ...

Here it is, your moment of zen. People are holding tickets that match the winning numbers in the 636 million Mega Millions drawing. Lets go from the best of luck to the worst of fate, its still not clear why a gunman walked into a medical building captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org test. Stephen tonight is santa claus an american, well, he is fat and wears a velvet track suit. Then a shocking taste of government waste. There is nothing wrong with the old hampshire. And my guest is keanu reeves who stars in the new samurai movie 47 r...

Cheers and applause welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. Stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen stephen, stephen, stephen thank you so much. Thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen, you are watching the cole bert report and i certainly hope that you are. You know that i love ranking things in lists. In fact, i say lists ranking ranks as my number four passion. Right after two fingers of bourbon and Three Fingers of bourbon. Now of course among rankophiles the cream de la cream de la crop is the American Customer Satisfaction index which ranks Customer Satisf...

Some brown sugar on that. Now according to the acsi this years top customer satisfier was mercedesbenz, the cadillac of cars. So congratulations on the extra effort, mercedes, which of course was a complete waste. Because Bloomberg Business week crunched the data this week comparing the satisfaction ranks with each companys stock price and found that Customer Service scores have no relevance to stock market returns. The most hated companies performed better and your con tempt really truly doesnt matter. If anything t might hurt Company Profits to spend moneymaking customers happy. Thats right,...