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Also on tonights show, theres a hotel in space. Native americans are taking their land back, and Elizabeth Warren goes head to head with donald trump. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with sean spicer, former press secretary and human dilbert. Like most people President Trump hires, spicer left the administration with his reputation in tatters. But if theres one thing american loves, its a comeback. Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer making his debut on dancing with the stars and it wasnt entirely pretty. His partner a former champ described him as dancing at ...

Fuck sully. [ laughter ] turns out i owe all women a huge apology. You can apparently handle things a million times better than any man ever. As most of you know, im in the process of getting my pilots license, and i made a recording of how i believe i would handle the very same situation. [ laughter ] under my command, not one passenger made it out alive. Not one. Goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in an...

And by that i mean they cant meround hannah b. , former l. A. Laker lamar odom, former nfl star ray lewis. A lot of formers. Perhaps most notably former houn spicer is dancing this year. He will be paired up with lindsay arnold. Sometimes i feel bad for the dance partners on the show because you know they grow up working and practicing, working hard, dreaming of one day becoming a professional dancer, and then they wind up having to do it with Donald Trumps dopey press secretary. [ laughter ] you think theres going to be one of their categories like they always have an nfl player, they always ...

Everybody cheers and applause also on tonights show, donald trump breaks out his sharpie again. Ronny chieng finds robots in a bar, and Justin Trudeau has a very dark past. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with president trumps trip to the west coast. Yesterday, the president popped into california to host some fundraisers, talk about housing issues and stock up on edibles. Easily the high light of his trip was getting to visit his favorite child the border wall. President trump took time from a fundraising trip to visit a chunk of bored wall in alta messa, california. He...

Writer whose new book is you will kad red at the bone, it is going to be a wonderful conversation. Jacqueline woodson is going to be joining us, everybody. For conversation, you want to stay tuned for that. Also on tonights show, alligators could be joining the Border Patrol, Vladimir Putin exposes a secret and donald trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause thank you, thank you, yes, thank you, i have, yeah, i have thank you, so lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the story that has been blowing upjohn line today, it involves a zoo, a fence and a woman who has seen...