KPIX The Late Show With Stephen Colbert July 12, 2024
As you go forward on your journey to kindergarten and beyond, you will be well served by the lessons youve learned here its important to share. Dont eat paste. And if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat. I wish i could tell you things will get easier and life will be nothing but crayons and baby carrots, but soon you will have to learn valuable lessons like how to use scissors with pointy tips. And, trust me, its always funny until someone loses an eye, and, even then, sometimes amusing. In closing, i would like to end by paraphrasing my character sebastien de valmont from ...