Funny Tweets About Kids' Bedtime Excuses
"No one has more s**t on their to-do list than a kid who’s just been told it’s bedtime."
Source: huffpost.com
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"No one has more s**t on their to-do list than a kid who’s just been told it’s bedtime."
"In hell, the lady in front of you in the school pick up line's kid never finishes getting his seat belt on."
"Was enjoying playing legos with my son until my wife tapped me on the shoulder and said he went outside an hour ago."
"My children won’t say a word all morning until it’s time to leave for school, then they host a talk show."
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