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Killed in a raid there. But the white house is calling it a gloves off approach to defeating al qaeda. Oh, snap, an even better than expected debut on wall street for snapchats Parent Company making the 26yearold founder 5 billion in a single day. Real tips on how you can cash in on the record run. And soaked. Did you have a drink tonight . A trooper making a traffic stop for speeding and a potential dui when suddenly this happens. Yes, thats beer. Oh, the irony today, today, friday, march 3, 2017. From nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie, live from studio 1a in rockef...

Come on up here, everybody all were a little bit country were a little bit rock n roll we can be a nation that believes in war. And still tells the world that we dont. All let the flag for hypocrisy fly high from every pole cause were a little bit country and were a little bit rock n roll well, good night, everybody. It sure has been great bringing you 100 episodes. We wanna thank our guests, the prowar people. [applause] and the antiwar people. What the hell are they doing now . I dont know. All for the war, against the war who cares . 100 episodes [fireworks crackling] i hate this town. I re...

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