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Audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the report welcome to the report thanks so much, everybody cheers and applause welcome to the report great to have me with you laughter folks,. Tonights broadcast emanates from our nations capital. Theres electricity in the air. Can you feel it . cheers and applause i think its electricity. They just legalized pot here. cheers and applause last night, i got a contact high just walking down to street, and ended up in my hotel room bingewatching cspan. laughter well, i think it was cspan. It might have been my shower cu...

Curtain. I dont know. laughter were at beautiful George Washington university. cheers and applause George Washington university, of course, named for our first president , george university. laughter because this is the nations capital. I am proud to launch part one of my onepart series. Better know a america. Tonight, america the fightin us. america began 270 million years ago as part of pangea, until it split off, thanks to jesus. laughter it was a happy accident all he was trying to do is send an earthquake to punish gay dinosaurs. laughter in 1776, america happened. When visiting america. ...

None other than twoterm president barack obama. cheers and applause i recently sat down with president obama later on in tonights show. laughter of course, the republican landslide in the midterms was a stinging rebuke of the president. I checked, he didnt get one vote. laughter and yet, right after the midterms, he issues an executive order shielding up to 5 million illegal immigrants. cheers and applause yeah. Shielding them. He is shielding them. Now hes making them s. H. I. E. L. D. Agents . laughter nick fury must be. Very angry. Only word i could think of. Then the president signed a Cli...

Stephen colbert presents mr. Colbert goes to washington, d. C. A later legislator partisan is such sweet sorry. A colbert victory lap 2014. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the report welcome to the report thanks so much, everybody welcome to the report great to have me with you laughter tonights broadcast emanates from our nations capital. Theres electricity in the air. Can you feel it . cheers and applause i think its electricity. They just legalized pot here. cheers and applause last night...

Happen when this archie bunker character, this plainspoken, lovable bigot gets into American Television living rooms. What was the network worried about . What were you worried about . Well, the network was worried about it was 20 minutes before the show went on the air. Jon uhhuh. In new york, when i got a call that they were putting the show on the air. Because there was one line that they wished out. The bunkers are returning from church because he hated the sermon and he hated the pastor. And the kids have the house alone, mike and gloria and theyre going upstairs. They come in and interru...