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[halfhearted cheering] kenny, bless your soul. Youve saved all of heaven. Yes, kenny. And to thank you for what youve done, we are going to do give you a very special gift. For saving the entire universe from the forces of evil, we give you this. Keanu reeves statue. Congratulations. [smattering of applause] captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com [dramatic, percussive music] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. The daily show with trevor noah presents. [dramatic musical flourish] hey, everybody, welcome to the daily show. Now, were officially off tv this week, but w...

Ha, ha, ha. Son of a bitch captioning made possible by Comedy Central [patriotic music] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, the daily show with trevor noah presents. Welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah, and we are continuing our run of specials featuring the individuals that make up the best fucking news team. With me tonight is our very own desi lydic. Desi. Im excited for you. Oh thank you. What would you say has been your greatest achievement being on the daily show . Uh, probably not giving birth on air. Pretty proud of myself for that. Wait, you were really pre...

[ laughter ] President Trump said last night that after his speech at cia headquarters, he received the quote biggest standing ovation since Peyton Manning had won the super bowl. [ laughter ] and i think i speak for everyone when i say that makes zero damn sense. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in an interview with abc news yesterday, President Trump reiterated his promise to build a wall along the Mexican Border. Though at this point, i think were putting up a wall the same way the nurse pulls the curtain around your hospital bed. You dont want to see this. [ laughter and applause...

Behave Birth Control turns women into werewolves. Mmm little known fact, the words corporate media, globalist and pancakes are all just different ways to say jewish. laughter announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Bryan Cranston Audra Mcdonald and comedian greer barnes. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey hows it going . cheers and applause well, thank you very much thanks, everybody youre too kind welco...

Behave Birth Control turns women into werewolves. Mmm little known fact, the words corporate media, globalist and pancakes are all just different ways to say jewish. laughter announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Bryan Cranston Audra Mcdonald and comedian greer barnes. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey hows it going . cheers and applause well, thank you very much thanks, everybody youre too kind welco...