COM The Colbert Report September 23, 2014
Ladies and gentlemen, its good to have you with us i dont know if all yall have been checking the news lately. I assume you have some information before you come into the building. The fact of the matter is, folks, the 1 2 continues siren alarm nation, this is a colbert alert this is not a drill i have just been handed a piece of paper. Is this paper . Yes, it is. Lets see, this just in it is the first day of fall can we confirm that . And we can. Yes, fall, a time for cherished traditions. Unpacking the sweaters, buying that first Pumpkin Spice latae, remembering were still at war with afghan...