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Stephanie no. Roland went to the Gourmet Food Store to make sure he had caviar and lots of wine. Thats a staple. Stephanie he doesnt know how to deal with emergency. Do i have enough gourmet goods . Thats for one person right there. Good heavens, a lot of vichyssoise. Stephanie im fresh off my broadway triumph. [ magic wand ] ill have an attitude the entire morning. Oh erc god. Stephanie heres Jacki Schechner in captain americas underpants with us. See how this goes. President obama did actually have one event today. He was scheduled to be down in florida. He was going to do a rally with presi...

[ theme music ] stephanie hello, current tv land. Comma is home. Oh, my god, you are back. Here is one reason i know Jacki Schechner is happy to be home. Why. Stephanie its another episode of way too much information. [ laughter ] stephanie i am not very regular when i travel so i tried to preempt that. Let me give you a piece of advice, take one not two. Oh. Stephanie we were having coffee and getting rei have for the event that day she had a little bit of overkill that day. [ farting sounds ] stephanie its like i have my sound effects box, its not me. I heard a noise from the restroom and th...

[ theme music ] stephanie hello, happy friday, everybody. Look alive. Im trying. Where have you been . Stephanie nowhere, were just were having some technical were fine. I have been up and on it since midnight. Stephanie you have opened a Hillary Clintonsize can of whoop ass. Were back to jacki does it all days. Stephanie yes, clinton is going to spend the day wiping bits of ass off of her shoes. Can you say ass on current tv stephanie i dont know. Here is Jacki Schechner. Is there no end to cory bookers heroics . Last night he rescued a dog from the freezing cold. The dog was on the street an...

[ theme music ] stephanie hello. It is current tv hour one. Thanks jim for talking to us about your tech support. Thats important. Yeah. Stephanie good morning Jacki Schechner. Good morning. Stephanie were fine. Nobody help us. All right. All of jims emails are broken so stop trying to email him. Yeah, well what am i supposed to do thats a big part of my time is emailing love notes to jim. Stephanie you sent me a story about a guy who hacked into somebodys email account and convinced people to take their clothes off. Would you do that jacki . Yeah there was a nigerian friend who asked me to do...

You seem very far away. Youre like a will who in whoville. What do you call the three amigo senator who is are not satisfied with susan rice. They were not going to be satisfied regardless. Now she should never have said anything because then they would never scream cover up then then. Shell be in a few meetings today which should go better than yesterday but i dont know what the end game is any more. They hate the president. Pretty much. But we love Jacki Schechner in the current news center. And she loves you back. Good morning everybody. President obama talks about his plan to reduce the de...