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>> thank you, andy, and that's not true. >> isn't it some. >> those were or -- orthotics. that's what i call tiny lizards. go away. well, she is cuter than a baby panda harvesting rainbows and bunnies. i am here with jed daw dye law be law. ind he is so sharp he can trim hedges with his thoughts. it is the could host of the opie and anthony show. and my sidekick, bill schulz. and if fierce commentary were like flossing i would do him every day in front of the mirror. wake up. and all of his words are for the birds. our "new york times" cory spawn department. -- correspondent. good ...

between me and you, the guy didn't have a good day. let's just say a certain someone spotted him putting lifts in his shoes. >> thank you, andy, and that's not true. >> isn't it some. >> those were or -- orthotics. that's what i call tiny lizards. go away. well, she is cuter than a baby panda harvesting rainbows and bunnies. i am here with jed daw dye law be law. ind he is so sharp he can trim hedges with his thoughts. it is the could host of the opie and anthony show. and my sidekick, bill schulz. and if fierce commentary were like flossing i would do him every day in front of the...

bitches out because james hoffa is not backing down from his full party rhetoric. and are americans the coolest people in the world? according to a survey from a social networking site, we are. and surveys from social networking sites are never wrong. and finally, the green day singer is booted off a plane because his pants were too saggy. the shocking story of an american idiot. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy fight across the nation day. >> i will start tomorrow. >> i will tweet it later and create chuckles. >> maybe you should talk about yesterday was fight for procrastination ...

of a procrastinator. >> and maybe when it comes to finishing my jar of peanut buter and jelly spread, neither are you. >> that was yours? >> it had been in the frige for months. >> goober was his favorite brand. >> it is weird how he was just gone one day. >> that was scott. he was like the wind. one minute he was blowing, and the next minute he wasn't. i would like to think he was somewhere watching. >> i would like to think that too, but the missing tart always makes me wonder. >> i am so silly sometimes with my crazy notions. have a great show. >> you too, my friend. >> let's welc...

>> i urge you to attend one of my retreats. you will change your mind. >> is that what you call it? a retreat? >> well i can't call it what it is, or no one would come. >> that's right. calling it a naked rotating slave pit might scare off participants. >> it is what spoofed jake gyllenhaal. i almost had him. she is so sweet diabetics pick at her on a daily basis. i am here with jed daw dye yaw. and she is also the author of the book "outnumbered." well he is kid tested and mother approved. i would like to welcome a first time guest, tom leapold. he has written for "seinfield,"" ch...