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Something really cool called working it out. Lets get to the news. And this is you and a fellow while touring the southern border yesterday in arizona, comedian, more often than not, President Trump signed a plaque, commemorating the 200th mile of border wall. You know the borders like 2,000 someone you know fairly well miles long, right . Seems a little premature what does the plaque say, to be continued trump must be one of those guys basically doing what you would who takes the burrito out of the be doing in clubs with each other on social media. Microwave with 40 seconds to go. Yeah. The i...

Henry winkler musical guest twenty one pilots, and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hello Everyone Welcome to the the tonight show at home edition. My name is jimmy fallon and it is friday [ whistles ] i wish i could whistle but thats as hard as i thats as loud as i can whistle anyways, im very excited, looking forward to the weekend and we have a very fun week of shows next week. Were doing a bestof week this is the best of not just the tonight show but also late night, selected by me and the staffers that work at the the tonight show ...

President trump said that he knows the u. S. Is past the peak of a pandemic because he was quote, looking at graph and models. Or more likely, looking at graphs and thinking about models i wonder what Kathy Ireland is doing right now. Probably not wasting her time looking at a bunch of stupid graphs. According to a new poll, voters overwhelmingly want former Vice President joe biden to choose a running mate with governing experience said one man, i already told you, joe, no. Cmon, lets freaky friday this thing. Uh no. Senator Elizabeth Warren said yesterday she would be former Vice President j...

Okay. Ill take a nap. This sort of thing never happened back at the ed sullivan theater. God, i wish i was there again. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, is stephen sleeping or is he awake . And is all existence just a collective hallucination to deceive us about the true nature of reality . Plus, stephen welcomes Thandie Newton. And ina garten. With a special appearance by john mulaney. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live from his own subconscious, its Stephen Colbert stephen whoo hey, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. Please, please have a seat...

Carls in a mood lets get to the news. President trump claimed on friday that the Defense Department had developed a, quote, super duper missile that is 17 times faster than other missiles which is great news unless our enemies develop a super duper infinity notakebacks missile. Oh, i didnt plan for a notakebacks missile. Thats right, trump claimed that the Defense Department has developed a super duper missile. He also said they got to third base with their girlfriend in canada and that their dad can dunk President Trump was presented with the official Space Force Flag on friday man, just look...