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(cheers and applause) >> jon:well come to "the daily show"! thank you very much, my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight, brian williams host of a popular new satire program on the nbc television network. (laughter) zing! (laughter) obviously tonight, you know, paul ryan recently tapped by mitt romney-- not... (laughter) -- to be his running mate, ryan's been getting an awful lot of media attention. well, joe biden, he's not going to sit back and let that tenderfoot soak up all his ink. >> romney wants to let the... he said the first hundred days he's going to let the big banks ...

that means you, the black people. (laughter) hey, champ, how you doing? okay, that's bad. but in his defense, for a guy who has, in the past, exhorted a man in a wheelchair to stand up for what he believes in... (laughter) ... referred to someone's still-living parent as their late beloved parent... (laughter) ... and once authorized a $6 billion federal expenditure for a dinosaur egg that turned out to be a bowling ball. um... (laughter) now, if you believe in the heat of this campaign season that this clearly inappropriate statement from the vice president is going to cause a minor...

he's gonna put y'all back in chains. (audience reacts) (laughter) >> jon: i'm just saying. you're going to be slaves again is what i'm saying. y'all. i said y'all. that means you, the black people. (laughter) hey, champ, how you doing? okay, that's bad. but in his defense, for a guy who has, in the past, exhorted a man in a wheelchair to stand up for what he believes in... (laughter) ... referred to someone's still-living parent as their late beloved parent... (laughter) ... and once authorized a $6 billion federal expenditure for a dinosaur egg that turned out to be a bowling ball. ...

is what i'm saying. y'all. i said y'all. that means you, the black people. (laughter) hey, champ, how you doing? okay, that's bad. but in his defense, for a guy who has, in the past, exhorted a man in a wheelchair to stand up for what he believes in... (laughter) ... referred to someone's still-living parent as their late beloved parent... (laughter) ... and once authorized a $6 billion federal expenditure for a dinosaur egg that turned out to be a bowling ball. um... (laughter) now, if you believe in the heat of this campaign season that this clearly inappropriate statement from the...

come on, velma! someone needs tickles! i'm gonna get you! here i come! (laughing) i almost got you! come here, you. captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (cheers and applause) >> jon:well come to "the daily show"! thank you very much, my name is jon stewart. our guest tonight, brian williams host of a popular new satire program on the nbc television network. (laughter) zing! (laughter) obviously tonight, you know, paul ryan recently tapped by mitt romney-- not... (laughter) -- to be his running mate, ryan's been getting an awful lot of media attention. well, joe bid...