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Bathroom at the container store. Im saying he, but that mighh be a woman. No need to profile. All right. Here he is at his most diabolical. Come on. Not the cleaning supplies. Mexican ladies have to touch those. His yellow rain of terror must be stopped. Im counting on you guys to help me. If ou see anyone drinking a suspicious amount of liquid, please email the show. Do not approach the subject. His gladder is extremely full you might be sitting across from the yellow peepee monster as we speak. All right. This week, bigfoot dies. Finally, you will be shot on pight if you attempt to trick or ...

Thank you lets do it. Lets make a show. Im trevor noah. We have two guests joining us tonight. First up, new jersey senator and candidate for president of the United States. Cory booker is going to be on the show tonight, everybody cheers and applause then an actor who also wrote and directed a brandnew film, mother brooklyn. Edward norton is going to be here, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, someone snitching on donald trump. Bad guys are now saving saving lives. And why the popeye sandwich is dangerous. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Its officially november, which...

No no . Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in awhile. Have two if you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life, and youve never learned any discipline at all. But maybe im just the kind of person who needs to have it all or nothing. Nah, all or nothing is easy, but learning to drink a little bit, responsibly. Thats a disaprin. Disaprin. Come from within. How did i manage to raise such a smart kid . Ive had a great teacher. Thanks, son. No, not you, my karate teacher. Hes really smart. Oh, well, tell you what. Lets leav...

Movements he said it was in violation of chinese law but the removal happened one day after the communist Party Published an article titled is apple guiding hong kong thugs . To say that they discussed apples impending investment with Consumer Rights protection and fill fulfilling social responsibility. Is that all they talked about . Lets bring in from the wall street journal given what has been happening the last two weeks this smells fishy. It does. Beijing sends the message you better get in line for i think the ceo should be embarrassed for go basically to say we dont call the shots. I kn...

And thank you for coming out, thank you so much. Wow. So amazing. Our guest tonight,ure guest tonight is an awardwinning author and truly a fantastic writer whose new book is you will kad red at the bone, it is going to be a wonderful conversation. Jacqueline woodson is going to be joining us, everybody. For conversation, you want to stay tuned for that. Also on tonights show, alligators could be joining the Border Patrol, Vladimir Putin exposes a secret and donald trump is getting impeached. cheers and applause thank you, thank you, yes, thank you, i have, yeah, i have thank you, so lets catc...