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Katie couric is here, everybody. We all know by now this is the creativity election americans have ever seen. Attack ads have been replaced by twitter. Saying terrible things now gets you more votes. And we watch aid man sleep walk through an entire president ial campaign. laughter but in all this chaos, thankfully, there is one pillar of consistency, and that is the National Rifle association. laughter americas largest firearms lobby, and proud retailer of gunshaped mailboxes for when you really want to shoot the messenger. Every election, this organization remind us how powerful they are, an...

Cheers and applause larry thank you very much thank you very much what a great crowd tonight. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. This crowd wants to be thoroughly entertained tonight, you guys, thoroughly entertained. And were going to do it. My buddy Anthony Anderson from blackish is on the panel love that guy. Now listen, im as sick of this president ial election as anyone. Well, almost anyone. This is Mary Anne Noland. Anthis is her obituary that ran yesterday in the Richmond Times dispat. This is true, okay. Faced with the prospect of voting for either donald trump or hillary c...

Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. This crowd wants to be thoroughly entertained tonight, you guys, thoroughly entertained. And were going to do it. My buddy Anthony Anderson from blackish is on the panel love that guy. Now listen, im as sick of this president ial election as anyone. Well, almost anyone. This is Mary Anne Noland. And this is her obituary that ran yesterday in the Richmond Times dispatch. This is true, okay. Faced with the prospect of voting for either donald trump or hillary clinton, Mary Anne Noland of richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of god ...

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Rallies are confined to designated zones. Authorities have also glued down pavement bricks to prevent them from being thrown. Theyve started gluing down their sidewalks . laughter so that protestors cant grab the bricks and throw them . You got to admit, thats a pretty smart solution. Yeah, because it stops the violence, and it also makes the protestors look weak. laughter ill show you, government strained grunting you know what . Ill just write a letter, and then im gonna go to the gym. Its also interesting logic from the chinese government. They were basically like, hey, uh, should we spend ...