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Is a privilege. Just even the idea that we can sit in the back of the country and make wisecracks, which is really what we do. We sit in the back and we throw spit balls. But never forgetting the fact that it is a luxury in this country that allows us to do that. That it is a country that allows for open satire. And i know that sounds basic. And it sounds as though it goes without saying. But thats really what this whole situation is about. Its the difference between closed and open. Its the difference between free and and burdened. And we dont take that for granted here, by any stretch of the...

Alienation and the pass thefg torch from george bush to john mc. God it feels so good to be republican. Jon aasif is in the bathroom. Ive been here five days and no exaggeration to say every single male republican is a closet homosexual. Jon rob riggle, where are you . Are you there . By the sink. John they do this every four years . Thats right, rob. Whoo how long do the memories last . Jon the the Daily Show News Team everybody. Now of course the gay [bleep]ing and sucking is not nonstop some business is being conduct and the Convention Team was john mccain the person he is and who better to...

I guess that clears that up. You know, im not certain about a lot of things. There are three things in this world that i do have certaintude on. The Empire Strikes back is the best star wars movie. [cheers and applause] o. J. Killed those two people. And the third one is what my erect penis looks like in my own underwear. [applause] i will tell you this i know. My penis like the front of my hand that i use to get to know my penis. [laughter] so i dont know whats going on here. I dont know how this things going the play out, but obviously well keep you appear appear appear nis of any new things...

Laughter cheers and applause so you can imagine how outraged fox must be to find out that the health care for those who risked their lives to recover that charred money is being held up by a republican filibuster. And i know they have access to 9 11 First Responders. Joining me now a leading opponent of the mocks and a former new York City Firefighter and 9 11 responder tim brown. Here is one of the 9 11 First Responders reacting to the decision by the landmark commission. A 9 11 responder is taking matters into his own hands by suing the developers for 350 million. Jon yet somehow theyve been...

[applause] its being challenged in the courts. Jon yes. I have to say for me, this is a states right issue. This is not something that you should be. What are you going, you know, you are running out of time. Im not running. Jon but you dont have that much time to take away americans guns and declare marshall law and put hard working americans in fema camps. If youre going to do that, you better get started. Are you stealing, you know theres an ebb and flow to every administration, to every president. It appears that youre feeling it a little bit right now. Youve got this deal with iran worked...