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One. Im going to tell you this, it rimes with vin diesels. Measles is making a comeback. The highly infectious virus has spread to 14 states. The contagen factor in measles is off the chain. laughter jon this just in. Measles is offthechain contagious it likes big lungs it cannot lie cheers and applause i guess what shes trying to say is measles started from the bottom. Now its here. applause obviously, im not a doctor. Pardon my ignorance. But what does the medical establish mean by off the chain contagious . If i had measles, walked in, walked out and you walked in the room two hours later, ...

In fact, hes going to have to have surgery. Thats right. Bono broke his boneo. laughter its a dangerous city, folks. They say giuliani cleaned it up, but new yorkers still live with the looming threat of the ground. laughter thats why theyre called the mean streets. And this accident caps off a week that was already no bueno for bono. Theres word that bono from u2 lost his luggage. His private learjet losing the rear cargo door 8,000 feet above the ground, luggage flying out. Investigators say the door and several pieces of luggage landed somewhere on the outskirts of germanys capital. Thats r...

Greeting like that i would not kick you out of bed for eating crackers, folks. Lets get right to the big story, last nights midterm elections. Huge night for the republicans across the country. They won everything its senate majority, the bigger house majority, tight governors races and a giraffe from one of those claw machines. laughter i mean, they were on fire. I dont know why democrats didnt turn out to vote yesterday. What with all the inspiring fundraising emails the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee sent out, like all hope is lost. laughter applause and sure, as a conservative...

Nation, folks, i come to you tonight from a city gripped by fear. Because for the past 24 hours new york has been engulfed in a hell storm of peaceful protests. Demonstrators have taken to the streets halting new york traffic to a level that can only be described as new york traffic. And its all because yesterday a Staten Island grand jury chose not to indict an nypd officer who killed eric garner, an unarmed black man. And i have to admit it is shocking that anyone in manhattan has shown awareness of Staten Island. Folks, folks, these protestors arent just after the nypd. They also targeted a...

President of south carolina. And i offered to pay back colberts superpac from its evil step father jon stewart. But jon refused and flew off in his zeppelin cackling. I cannot imagine how scared my money must be right now. Nation, wont you comfort my money by second it more of itself. Go to Colbert Super pac. Com and give recklessly. Were so close to a nice round ridiculous number no one thought we would hit in a million years. Republicans held their 18th debate last night. The question on everyones mind who cares . It was a dud. Total dud. Candidates did not even attack each other thanks to s...