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Thanks for joining us im and im don roberts. We have a lot more news to get to, including some problems on the roads. Jen lewis is monitoring that. But, we start with meteorologist jeremy wheeler. Jeremy its another cold morning, but thats going to change throughout the day. jeremy ad libs wx headlines today partly to mostly cloudy. A few sprinkles possible. Highs will be in the low mis 50s. Winds ne 1015mph. Tonight mostly cloudy. Lows will be in the low 40s. Winds north 10mph. Friday mostly cloudy. A stray shower is possible in the afternoon. Highs will be in the mid 50s. Winds ne 812mph. We...

All you did was turn on the lights and tell the ghost to leave. Thats where youre wrong. Look. Clicker. Zero ghosts. Because you reset it back to zero. [loudly] no we need to get to the bottom line, which is that my heart has been broken in half, and all i have is this footage, and the reminder of this beautiful woman that ive lost and i never had. The only thing that can make this go away is, perhaps, a three or fourway with you. Uh, like. Us . I mean, are you guys really on tv . Very much. Whatever. Okay, that was easier than i expected. Cool. [woman screams] [rock music] i love jesus christ...

You like just like, you got me, buddy which is Pretty Amazing cause i have all the words. laughter yeah, and that doesnt look like any of em. I cant even make a guess thats so screwed up. Whatd you like pass out and whack your head off the keyboard . Please tell me youre not that stupid. All right. Thats it for me. You guys were a lot of fun thank you very much captioning made possible by Comedy Central. Captioned by mccaptioning services. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new new new yors is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show them...

Stephen thats it for the report, everybody. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group a captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new new new yors is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] welcome to the daily show tonights guest is say big one. Al gore will be joining u. His name interestingly enough an adagram for galore. Thats meaningless. On the minds of everybody, Illegal Immigrants they are americans. All other countries are like america, how do you get your food so c...

Or two, like, shake it off. Get out there. I think its three. Shake it off. Get out there. I have feelings for you. [ laughs ] i love sports so much. I will tell you what is not a sport, though, is hunting. Hunting is i mean, a sport is when both sides know theyre playing. [ laughter ] i mean. [ applause ] you know what hunting is like . Hunting is like setting a dish of black licorice out at an Old Folks Home and hiding behind a chair with a bat. Thats it for me. Thank you guys so much [ cheers and applause ] captions by vitac www. Vitac. Com captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy...