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and it's your monologue was spot your mon on.cceed, like they don't participate. they don't they they can't succeed. they're not trying nottrying t so i will make myself something different so i can win in my event because i'm the unicorn leaf self and there's only one of me. i did some research to cat. l yeah. and everyone i found, it was like guy was like i'm halfause vampire and half lycanthrope because my parents were my grandma was the vampire. so i have both powers and whenh i find someone attractive, my eyes itch. anity. >> insanity. you stay away from those tyrus: >> exactly. keep your pronouns on twitter so we car pronn avoid you. and if my kids came home and said, daddy, my pronouns, t this, this and this. >> yeah, my point would be woman. yeah pronou, i will. >> i will sit in detention with you. i'll bring cakn detentioe and p. >> okay. all right. we got to move on. up nex reg: allt. >> taxpayer money is on menus for singers who sell out venues . >> if you'll be in the new york area and like tickets to see
if you're boring, it addsbo pizzazz. and ifa you're lazy, you don't have to do anything other than say, i'm a z i z. how lame is this? a made up pronoun is nowpronou a a participation trophy forticipa people who can't participate in actual lifete. it's a built in excuse for people going nowhere without having to travel to delaware go people who list their pronouns are worse than people who listro i drive stick under hobbies on their resumé because i can' . >> wow. you guys. what? guys what's in your coffee? but they're like people who say they're spiritual but not religious. >> they get tattoos, s so. people can ask them about their tattoos. they wear t-shirts of bandr t-s they don't listen to. they get degrees in subjects that aren't useful to anyonesu. they brag when they've read a book. their parents are usually well ofrag when thef and provided a t for them, but yet they still hate capitalism. they're the most boring people on the planet.
things. and people would throw stuff at me. you're not laughing now are you greg who can't carry things gutfeld. this went down a dark path. >> tyrus: thought it was greg baby hands sghoovld that was when i got to college because i used to collect baby hands. >> kayleigh: at least they got your pronouns right. >> greg: yeah, my pronouns were -- i should stop now. >> tyrus: you just told the world you eat baby hands, please stop. >> greg: i didn't say i eat them i said i collect them. up next, thanks to a cnn host. w♪ because it stinks. ♪have you tried downy rinse and refresh♪ it helps remove odors 3x better than detergent alone. it worked guys! ♪yeahhhh♪ downy rinse and refresh. our ears connect us to the moments that matter. give them the nutrients they need with lipo. it's formulated with ingredients clinically shown to protect your ears from dizziness, ear ringing, and even hearing loss. never miss a moment with lipo flavonoid.
more attention. >> yeah, that's true. i. there wahere was kids a kid in d grade class that decided she would be a cat all day. to mm. tha >> yeah.d ge so now you can actually do that and get rewarded. rded.yeah. thi okay. we're just going to stop this party, all right? ththe answer's no. no. no. i don't want to know if i.e if someone comes up to mean and they can't say hi. an't si'm daryl. yeah, hi. my pronouns are they will the wind of me walking from themm will knock them over, but i'm no t participating in yourl thin games. i got. anve got real things goingng on in cats. cats.d acght. when you look for people who actually are going through this ,when you find them, you understand why they're always the same. >> they have the same look. it's either a a faux hawk with some really bad hair coloring, a horrible nose piercing, really appropriateba tattoos that they're going to regret whenever they decide to grow up. and they're gointtoos y'llg to r help.
you become special. but it's downhill from there . >> like marrying kat. >> oh, we're very happy that. nh so it's over. time to shut down the fake pronouns. if someone demands you to adhere, tell them your pronouns. are added off because promoting a fake attribute the pronoun makes gender the overriding principle your life. so we actually stop doing anything else of no, you're not only borin.g, you're boring forever. i mean, at least you can put let your pronouns on your grave. >> this is too bad no one woul d >>ther to visit. >> oh, what a working day. ton igi guess. if the press is a vampire,eigh she's a wooden cross. outnumbered coal kayleigh mcenany. like his family dinners. he's ashow one man show.comedi
actor, writer and comedian jamie lewi! s. e when i am testy, she gets testy fox news contributor, catcher and even his common sense. nw a man to my massive sidekick in the nwa world. heavyweight champion terry. >> jamie, good to see you, as always. are you non-binary? i don't. i think i'm the other one yet. is it binary? yeah, i guest binas you're. i googled all the words we were going to talk about tonight, at and that wasn't one of them. so i'm not sure what it meant s >> did any p did any pronouns strike your fancy? fanyou what? here? by the way, if anybody doesn't know what a pronoun is just to give me, i'll give you like a randomis g, like couple of sentences of what pronouns are it would be like. she him for noe sent reason.
i don't know if i wantntinue to continue this show. >> anyway, they introduced the world to the phrase neo pronounce. yeah. last saturday, cnn published a guidy e neo pronouns, where they offer their preferred pronouns, which includes zaza feifer and a murdereprr. yeah, those are about as common as a picture of hunter biden wearing pants. dennis baron, a professor, cnn neal. pronouns should be used and respected like any other re yeah, danny, i'm going to go out on a limb and saye [b you're out of luck. >> it's over. the only people who still take thisle the only seriously are interns e cnn forced to interview idiots like. >> you. cnn quoted other dopes saying your pronouns are reflecth ovetd someone's personal identity. well, i'll give them that. i'll gif you're a loser, a nobor more specific terms a bore,e because only boring, lazy people neeg lazyd pronoun.e
i'm not that laughing now, are you, greg, who can't carry things? notgutfeld this one, i thoughtt was dark path, baby hands. yeah, that was that was when i got to college. yeaht it, that's when i gotbaby to college because i used to collect baby hands. at least they got your pronoun p right. >> yeah. yeah, i didn't. my pronouns were. welluns , i stop now.ns >> stop. wered thd the world you eat, baby hands. >> yeah, please. i didn't say eat them. i said i collect thee babym. all right. up nex it, it is easier thanks to his cno. do you listen to the tv on high volume or have trouble hearing conversations? then you would benefit from hearing aids. don't waste thousands on expensive hearing aids when you can get m.d. hearings revolutionary meo hearing aids for just $297 a pair. don't be fooled by higher priced hearing aids. the neo is a true hearing aid, not an amplifier. with rechargeable technology,
groups and finds the world more interesting than how the world perceive than hows them. n meanwhile, a boring person expects you to find interests yo in them. >> people who listns are b their pronouns are boring or else wouldn't list them.they they literally have nothing lg better to do. they see how easy it is to get attention. it's as easy get as breaking a woman's weightlifting record. >> here's louise. what's wrong e, with? these people. >> this is gold here. i know. i know. they're like. they're like they'r, yeah. do you ever seen gold before? ha ha ha ha. >> i would hate to sit next to someone on a plane who goes by anythinything g other than he andvate she. >> it's why i fly private. >> but choosing a new pronoun means you've mistaken momentary arattention, others for genuine interest in you. and you have no other skillsve r chance because you stopped it. whto when people pay attention to you for tha yout, for a momet
he was really sad. these are just random, right? you know, like they lived jamie in the house. >> yeah. that he bought: in th. >> dodged a bullet. yeah. that. it's so. i feel attacked from the monologue, too, because,usea you, know, i think you knew. i have a tattoo that says. nok me about my tattooabou. and so i feel really attached. nothing is safe, right? words. i'm surprised they haven't taken the out of dictionary o. >> at this point. >> yeah. and you know me. i'm a comedian i. >> so my pronouns are he he. >> that's cute. that's pretty. that's. i guess that'sthat's a a joke fn all the ages. yeah, that'sg what going for when i'm on stage instead of people like, laughing really a lot. i hope they all go. that's cute laugeallude. >> g >> same thing when you're naked. yeah, but isn't it? rethinit's you even know why i that?