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Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight honey, i quarantined the kids. Plus, stephen welcomes Neil Degrasse tyson comedian Hannah Einbinder and Community Calendar with ty burrell. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey. Hey there, friendo, nice to see you yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah aaahhh, yeah. Happy friday jon happy friday. Audience Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen all right, there you go. Nice. Nice. Look at us together look at us together me here with all my closest...

Major events are being canceled, postponed. The tax deadline may even be postponed. Theyre thinking about pushing tax day past april 15th. Jeff bezos heard that and said, wow, whats tax day . The ncaa announced that march madness will go on but with no fans. There will be no spectators, outside of the players families. They should also consider playing without a ball. Thats just a petri the warriors will be playing without a crowd. But basketball games in the pros have been played without fans before. The clippers did it for many years. [ applause ] and in part, in part because of all these ca...

Former Vice President joe biden widened his delegate lead over senator Bernie Sanders for the democratic nomination. Wow, it is starting to look like biden is going to wander away with this thing. [ laughter ] after a Strong Performance in yesterdays socalled mini tuesday primary, former Vice President joe biden spoke last night from philadelphia and said, quote, tonight we are a step closer to restoring decency, dignity, and honor to the white house. And to anyone who says differently youre full of [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth at a press conference seems like mixed messa...

Headlines. Lets kick it off with coffee. Its the drink you have when youre sleepy so you can poop yourself awake. laughter but one Coffee Company is in trouble for how they get that coffee to you. The famous pitch man for a coffee giant George Clooney is speaking out after that company was linked to a child labor scandal. As nespressos ambassador, George Clooney hack the face of the company, and now says hes saddened and surprised by child labor. They said progress have been made but clearly the board and the Company Still have work the do and the work will be done. Trevor nespresso accused of...

Faithful. Youll have a butt clean enough to eat off of. So dont worry about the t. P. Shortage, come to ted bidets budget bidets and get the water up your squatter. Squatter. Stephen welcomes john oliver, and musical guest, alex ebert. With jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live onape from a safe distance, its stephen clbert stephen fire hello. Welcome to day two of my special quarantine edition of the late show with stephen colbert. Or as were calling it tonight, the flame show with stephen colburn. As you can see, ive migrated from my bathtub to my fire pit. Well eventually go through all...