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DAN WOOTTON: The media hysteria over what became known as the Partygate scandal dragged on for months, ignoring Slippery Starmer's own Beergate indiscretions, of course.
DAN WOOTTON: Scotland's next First Minister has long been dismissed as a joke - the Transport Secretary caught by cops for driving without insurance.
There have been many, many bad takes.
DAN WOOTTON: Like a stilted actress, Nicola Sturgeon shakily tried to convince us that she was really quitting to spend more time with her family.
DAN WOOTTON: Adam Graham, now ludicrously known in the Scottish courts at Isla Bryson, is not a woman. He's not a trans woman, either.