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Audience chanting larry larry im not running for anything. I am larry wilmore. Youre too kind. I have Bassem Youssef on the show tonight, you guys cheers and applause im very excited about that. This is a funny and brave man. Let me tell you. First things first, i need to get serious for a second. We make a lot of jokes on this show, but theres an issue that i feel deserves some real attention, and its not easy to talk about, but brace yourselves ted cruz hates dildos. Yeah, i said it. As mother jones dug up earlier this week, in 2004, ted cruz fought to preserve a law that banned the sale of ...

Larry thank you very much such a good crowd cheers and applause thursday welcome to the nightly show audience chanting larry larry im not running for anything. I am larry wilmore. Youre too kind. I have Bassem Youssef on the show tonight, you guys cheers and applause im very excited about that. This is a funny and brave man. Let me tell you. First things first, i need to get serious for a second. We make a lot of jokes on this show, but theres an issue that i feel deserves some real attention, and its not easy to talk about, but brace yourselves ted cruz hates dildos. Yeah, i said it. As mothe...

Just watching as this subcommittee meeting coming together. The hearing featuring the lead singer of u2, bono, and also policy and foreign experts from the u. N. Here. Meeting today to talk about violent extremism. Live coverage here on cspan3. Well hear from state department and u. N. Officials and among the witnesses, again, the lead singer of the band u2. All right, folks. Take a seat. This is what its like to be chopped liver. The subcommittee will come to order. Hearing today is on the causes and consequences of violent extremism and the role of foreign assistance. I would like to welcome...

Could be undone. We worked together, senator durbin, on debt consolation. With senator leahy, we worked with instagram. I got to know senator purdue. We were traveling around. Im thinking who is the republican and who is the democrat . Of course they are talking on other subjects very easy to find outlet. But on this stuff, this is like the one thing that you all agree on. It brings out the best in you. Im sure of that. Thank you, mr. Chairman. Thank you mr. Chairman and for being here today and testifying. I certainly agree with all the comments about the importance of aide. It is about our s...