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Michael welcome to the daily show. Im michael kosta. We have a great show for you tonight. The Supreme Court [bleep]blocks democracy, republicans scramble over eggs, and dulce sloan creates a brand new holiday. Lets get into the headlines [cheers and applause] lets begin with the debate over in vitro fertilization. Last week, the alabama Supreme Court threw the future of ivf into doubt by ruling that frozen embryos, that are less than a tenth of a millimeter, by the way, are legally humans. And im sorry, but if you could pass through a spaghetti strainer, youre not human. And now republicans, ...

[cheers and applause] jon hey welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart we have a terrific program for you tonight. I hosted on thursday and i am back on monday. I just dont know how much longer i can do it. Barely any rest. Just slept in a hyperbaric chamber. Im going to be talking to one of my favorites, ilana glazer is going to be joining us. [cheers and applause] she is the best. But first, lets get into the news. As you know, the fascinating penisthemed trial of professor Donald Bartholomew trump continued today. What you might not know is that it is not the only salacious, highlev...

Scott Tenorman Must Die (Season 5 Episode 4 of 14): Cartman seeks revenge. South Park airs on Comedy Central HD at 3:00 AM, Monday 26 February. Cartman seeks revenge

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