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[ laughter ] President Trump this morning promoted the opening of his resort maralago for the season, tweeting i will be there in two weeks, the southern white house. Which is weird because i thought this was the southern white house. [ laughter ] following numerous reports about his inability to build support from africanamerican voters, mayor Pete Buttigieg said in a new interview that he has a lot more work to do to earn the trust of the black Community Unfortunately his very next words were my name is pete and im here to say [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause during last nights ...

Means you ate three pounds of turkey, stuffing and mashed potato you drank a bottle of wine, smoked pot with your cousins, and youre still [ laughter ] youre still awake [ laughter ] man, whatever your grandpa said about trump must have really freaked you out. [ laughter ] according to polls, 63 of americans plan to drink on thanksgiving, just as soon as the adults turn their backs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause president yeah [ cheers and applause President Trump issued a thanksgiving proclamation yesterday, and called for the country to rise above decisiveness and celebrate united toget...

Democratic primary is an option under uber pool. [ laughter ] amid speculation that he could become a scapegoat, Rudy Giuliani said in a new interview that he is confident President Trump will remain loyal to him in the impeachment inquiry. Responded trump, you can count on it, randy. [ laughter ] the Trump Administration has proposed a new measure that could nearly double the cost of applying for american citizenship. Man, just be glad people still want to come here. I mean, this is like blockbuster raising its rental fees now. [ laughter ] according [ cheers and applause according to new dat...

[ light laughter ] everything he touches turns into second place ill bet when he picks up a diet coke, it turns into a diet pepsi. [ laughter ] thats right the republican governor of kentucky lost his reelection bid to a democrat yesterday. Which is a big deal, because governor is kentuckys Second Highest Office [ laughter ] senator Lindsey Graham said today that president trumps policy toward ukraine was incoherent and called the administration, quote, incapable of forming a quid pro quo. Ah yes, the old he couldnt have committed these crimes, hes too stupid defense [ laughter ] Lindsey Graha...

And you may think trump isnt an expert on vaping but remember, he sucks and he blows. [ laughter ] President Trump attended a Football Game at the university of alabama over the weekend where he was immediately placed into the concussion protocol [ laughter ] thats right President Trump attended a Football Game and received loud cheers when he was shown on the jumbotron, or to put in it sports terms, trump is now 1 and 2 on the season. [ laughter ] according to a new book, Queen Elizabeths stylist uses gin to clean her jewelry while Boris Johnson uses to it clean his entire body. [ laughter ] ...