KPIX The Late Show With Stephen Colbert July 13, 2024
Beyond, you will be well served by the lessons youre learned here. Its important to share, dont eat paste, and if you spinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat. I wish i could tell you things will get easier and life will be nothing but crayons and baby carrots, but soon you will have to learn valuable lessons like how to use scissors with pointy tips and, trust me, its always funny until someone loses an eye, and, even then, sometimes amusing. In closing, i would like to end by paraphrasing my character seebastien de valmont from dangerous liaisons, a story about a man in 18th centur...