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Your stat of the day only one stock in the nasdaq 100, pfizer fell today, 99 out of a hundred in the nasdaq 100 are on the rise. Big banks, a big story for earnings and the results, the stocks not doing so much and former fdic chair sheila bair is here with a new white house op ed and the new Coronavirus Briefing, we will be monitoring that in the last couple of days there has been more news and this one a little different. Look at the location it is not in that press room this is in the rose garden which, we dont know what theyre going to say, but historically, when we have this one podium in...

[ laughter ] yeah [ cheers and applause thank you, wiping down doorknobs, for making me a group of sheep in northern realize for making me ireland recently crashed through realize that before i cleaned the window of a local bank and you, a total sorry. Wandered around the office thank you, wiping down when asked how many sheep were doorknobs, for making me realize that before this, i in there, the Bank Employees cleaned you a total of zero times. Fell asleep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you, selfquarantine, for teaching me things i didnt [ cheers and applause know about myself, like how im...

That was the one that was the one, that was the one this ones from torlumis9 she said, expelled my kid from home school. Well, i think thats pretty common right now thats a good one. This is from moonanawbit1. She said, very close to befriending a volleyball my quarantine in six words this ones from mike t. Barrett. Says funyuns for dinner okay, breakfast too. Oh, this ones from gumgummerson. We love gumgummerson. Always sends us things thank you, gum. gumgummerson says, toilet paper is our god now. [ laughter ] i should say thank you to our, my camera operator my wife nancy. Thank you, nancy ...

Make a show. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is an amazing woman who has spent her entire life fighting for human rights and protections for disabled people. Judith heumann is joining us, everybody. An amazing story. Also on tonights show, the democratic race is down to the final two. Jurassic park is real, and lewis black doesnt want to see pictures of are your kids. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the coronavirus. The disease is now officially in 85 countries and it has over 95,000 confirmed cases. And it is the reason even white people have switched to the fist...

Finally i read that abc is working on a new version of the bachelor for the elderly [ light laughter ] im not sure its necessary. Theres already a place where old people can meet. Its called the democratic debates. We have a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Supertalented show. One of my favorite guys, nick jonas is here oh, i love nick jonas. [ cheers and applause teve a delight. Jimmy hes awesome steve man is a delight jimmy love that guy. Also, one of the funniest people out there i love him, too. Steve coogan i...