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What's up, besties? It's me, Elinor Jones, here with your weekly dose of news and gossip and cute stories. I don't know about you, but I have been very sad lately! Hopefully the next few minutes together can provide you the briefest respite from the beginning of the end. Let's Trash Report this bitch. The Helpers are Agents of Chaos According to a meme that always surfaces in the hardest of times, Mr. Rogers once...

Hello there, sexy things. It's another week, and thusly, another Trash Report. You may notice that this Trash Report is coming to you a day late, and that is because I am one of many workers who got to enjoy yesterday off in honor of Labor Day. Thank you, Unions, for your hard and disruptive work! Without the longer weekend, I never would have had the chance to powerwatch Dance Monsters on Netflix, which has...

Hihihihihihihi! I missed you! I didn't put out a Trash Report last week because I was on a legit vacation, which was wonderful, but I barely kept up on any news while I was away, so now all the relaxing I did on vacation is mooted by how hard I have to work to get back into the groove. Talk about a ripoff! Let's work on syncing our vacation cycles, mkay? Everybody else should rest...

GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It's the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being "the last to know," then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest stories shipped directly to your email's in-box... and then... YOUR HEAD.) • Multnomah County to Sue Big Oil for Billions for Their Role In...

What light through yonder dumpster breaks? It is the East, and I, Elinor Jones, am the sun, and this is The Trash Report, and you are my Trash Pandas, and this is how it's going to go: I'm going to write about some news and gossip that I read about in other places, and I'll add a few humorous observations, and you will go on to have a slightly more pleasant day. If some interesting...