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[cheers and applause] greg: happy wednesday, everybody. so don t look now but the metoo movement is back but this time what s being attacked isn t women but academic integrity and once again we look to harvard. the devri in the east. you don t know who that is. trust me it worked in the meeting. he s just been accused of roughly 40 instances of plagiarism in her ph.d. dissertation and in a single academic paper she published in her career. there will be more accusations of plagiarism but she was too lazy to write more than one fake paper. which digs the question, when was the last person to have an original idea at harvard? john adams, al gore, barack obama. he must be sweating, he just ate a real spicy dog. charleston s husband is also a professor, and according to reports her one publication even ripped off the research that he did back in 2012. wait. a woman bringing up something her husband did years ago? that s not plagiarism. that s marriage. a sexist would sa ....
for the first time and he was like whoa! true, it s been a while since the supreme court treated the constitution as anything but a paper powell for when biden spills his ensure and the reason for the change is also the reason for tonight s monologue. it s been over 150 years since america banned slavery but here s an interesting fact that folks at reuters just dug up. i love reuters. a lot of powerful people descended from slave owners. that includes republicans, mitch mcconnell. i would say he took one on the chin, but we all know that s not possible. [laughter] greg: but also lindsey graham, james langford and tom cotton. his name sort of gave that away. [laughter] greg: if you ever run for president should not use the slogan pick cotton. not going to work in the cities. [laughter] i would not advise that either. greg: all right. if those old white men didn t surprise you, how about tammy duckworth, jean and liz warren, right? that s got to be tough for tho ....
greg: love it! yes! [cheers] greg: thank you. sit down. sit down! you girl scouts over there, sit down. all right. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. his favorite karaoke song is pledge of allegiance. she took her driver s test on a tractor. co-host of the bottom line. [cheers] greg: she s lean, keen and can pass for a teen. best-selling author, kat, and the statue of liberty looks up to him. former wwe world champion. all right. before we get to some new stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll rojo mackey up in a carpet and toss him off the bridge. [laughter] greg: all right. here we go. harvard president claudine gay resigned after accusations of plagiarism. gay said she would have caught the errors if she had a larger pair of glasses. not surprisingly people said there was something famili ....
greg: love it! yes! [cheers] greg: thank you. sit down. sit down! you girl scouts over there, sit down. all right. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. his favorite karaoke song is pledge of allegiance. she took her driver s test on a tractor. co-host of the bottom line. [cheers] greg: she s lean, keen and can pass for a teen. best-selling author, kat, and the statue of liberty looks up to him. former wwe world champion. all right. before we get to some new stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll rojo mackey up in a carpet and toss him off the bridge. [laughter] greg: all right. here we go. harvard president claudine gay resigned after accusations of plagiarism. gay said she would have caught the errors if she had a larger pair of glasses. not surprisingly people said there was something famili ....
tonight. thank you. [applause] greg: happy wednesday. [screams] greg: that s what it s like to be loved. so scientists just k. there are three manmade things that can be seen from outer space. the panama canal, the great wall of china and tyrus. just kidding about the last one. it s actually the towering stupidity of the colorado supreme court. [applause] greg: yes. thank you, i ll take it. it makes pikes peak look as flat as joe biden s ekg. in a 4-3 decision, four democratic appointed judges from the ivy league just voted to remove trump s name from next year s presidential ballot. in other words, they just endorsed hip. they just did for for his chance to become president than joe and kamala s incompetence put together. are these four judges the only people alive noticed that every time the democrats use the constitution as a snot rag trump s numbers rise faster than trump s heart rate after an eight-ball. maybe they really want cher to move to canada. insu ....