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That was a great one. He was going to interrupt the show to get him some more. Or, b, the more likely scenario, as hollywood has taught us, when a black president interrupts your show a meteor is headed towards the earth. So i start flipping around. Im flipping around, right . Im flipping around. Its clear all the news people know what this is but they cant say it yet. And this goes on for like a half an hour. Its going to be the president addressing the nation from the east room at the white house. We can only speculate on what that might be. What ive learned from government officials, this i...

I guess that clears that up. You know, im not certain about a lot of things. There are three things in this world that i do have certaintude on. The Empire Strikes back is the best star wars movie. [cheers and applause] o. J. Killed those two people. And the third one is what my erect penis looks like in my own underwear. [applause] i will tell you this i know. My penis like the front of my hand that i use to get to know my penis. [laughter] so i dont know whats going on here. I dont know how this things going the play out, but obviously well keep you appear appear appear nis of any new things...

Laughter cheers and applause so you can imagine how outraged fox must be to find out that the health care for those who risked their lives to recover that charred money is being held up by a republican filibuster. And i know they have access to 9 11 First Responders. Joining me now a leading opponent of the mocks and a former new York City Firefighter and 9 11 responder tim brown. Here is one of the 9 11 First Responders reacting to the decision by the landmark commission. A 9 11 responder is taking matters into his own hands by suing the developers for 350 million. Jon yet somehow theyve been...

Subways at all. I guess the only way to fix this problem is to hire another irs perhaps to police them. An iirs. Perhaps we need an iiirs and an iv. [ laughter ] pretty soon were all just part of a nesting doll of oversight, paranoia and suspicious, each of us investigating the next to infinity when it turns out weve really just been investigating ourselves the whole time. [laughter] maybe then we realize right and wrong are just two sides of the same coin we call the universe or did i just blow your mind . [laughter] yeah, probably not. You know, can i always do that, by the way. [ laughter ]...

Laughter i would like to reflect on what we have built here over these past 16 years. We worked awfully hard. And not every show has been up to snuff but weapons given it our all every single time. That is the thing that impresses me most. Everybody gives it all. And i feel like what weve built here is a monument to evisceration. laughter issues pundits politicians we here at the show left no target undisemboweled. In fact, if you are still Walking Around with a belly full of viscera know this we didnt forget you. laughter well put it all up on the web. And by the way it wasnt just he advise e...