miss. i'm serious, it is huge. >> thank you, an dee. >> happy national local -- lollipop day. >> it is about time. it is about time we commemorate that day with a day of its own. >> people enjoyed honey on a stick. >> i would like to see rete search material on that. >> it is probably the last day we are doing it and then this is all over. >> did you say over? nothing is over until we decide it is. was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor? >> i loved pour key's. >> let's welcome our guests. she has more charm than a harry potter spell book. i am here with the social media strategist. nice little waive. and he is so funny that all of his gas is laughing gas. his comedy central album is available on i tunes and amazon. and when he hears black tie he thinks of the heroin. it is bill shultz. and she is so sharp that sushi chefs use her to is slice shashimi. and sitting next to me is casey mcfarland. and he is an angry cramugeon. good to see you, pinch. >> he analyzes a ballgame as a, quote, purely arold experience. i recall babe ruth having such an experience immediately following a day game. did i say arold? i mean oral. geeing? >> thank you. >> this is new. i don't know. the technology is ceaseless. >> for an e-mail with zest, just look to the west. yep, on tuesday, a day of the week, congresswoman debbie waser man shultz talked about the cut, cap and balance legislation. and get this, she is not a fan. no,. >> president obama promised to veto this bill that ends the medicare guarantee and incredited due losly, the gentleman from florida who represents thousands of medicare beneficiaries is supportive of this plan that would increase costs for medicare beneficiaries unbelievable from a member from south florida. >> digging that hair. >> she liked what she said and fired off an e-mail saying unprofessional and unappropriate behavior from waserman shultz. , "you are the most vial member of the u.s. house of representatives. if you have something to say to me, stop being a coward and say it to my face. otherwise shut the heck up. you have proven you are not a lady. therefore shall not be afforded due respect from me. democrats condemn the e-mail, but he stands by what he wrote, and he says he has been slamming him permanently for a longtime, and he has finally had it. >> it is very interesting to me that we continually allow liberals to do whatever they want and attack conservatives. but when the conservative stands up and says enough, then people will want to sit back and play victim. she is not a victim. she has been attacking allen west for some time. i finally had to let her know, enough is enough. >> i was for him until he referenced himself in the third person. >> now i switched sides completely. you are good friends with colonel west. have you talked to him at all about this? >> when i heard i was going to come and talk to you, i e-mailed my friend. i said, what do you think about "red eye" and your friend congressman debbie wasserman-smith. he said ma'am, you can say why would the liberals pick a fight with a 22-year army combat veteran. also please illuminate the duplicitous huh poke craw see of liberals who attack and then cry like babies when it comes back at them jie. he called you ma'am. >> i don't think he called her ma'am. >> no, he didn't. i like him because he says what he thinks. but i think he was a bit off here. it was a bit beneath him. but it seemed like an old school reprimand. it is a throw back to like the 1950s. i think maybe people don't understand that. i don't know. >> no, he is not a guy you want to pick a fight with. he was in iraq. he was a battalion commander in iraq. he had intelligence that his unit was going to be ambushed and attacked. so he got the guy who was suspected it of it. the guy wasn't talking at all. he pulls out his revolver, shoots the guy right above the head at which point he started crying and talking and throwing everything out. this is not a guy you want to pick a fight with. at the end of the day, he will win. >> he was relieved of his command, but they said the area he was in suddenly got more chaotic and more dangerous after he left. >> while he was there, no ambush came. >> wait a second. he has been on our show. i respect the service he has done for his country. it is last i checked, you can't put a gun on a congressman. >> what are you talking about? >> he is not a guy you want to pick a fight with, why? >> that's true, that's true. he didn't put a gun on a congressman. >> no, but he put the gun on the guy to get him to talk. >> i don't think she was saying that. >> he is not a guy you want to pick a fight with because of that? >> i think his reaction was ridiculous. i think it is absurd he is like, how dare you give your counter arangement to this issue of the house floor where these things are discussed. it is ridiculous. you are not acting lady like? west is being a [bleb --] bleep. >> i don't think she will do what she did again. just like mr. hamoody in iraq. >> what did she do that was so wrong? >> his argument was she didn't do it to his face and didn't feel it was -- what is the word, brave? >> we know how these hearings work. believe it or not i did work in politics for a short period of time. >> i don't know if ringing door bells -- anyway. >> it was her tone and posture. it wasn't a factual argument. it was snide and cat tee. and i think that's why he chose to go in that direction. i support him. i thought it was very unlady like. i would be like, excuse me, i would like to have conversation with you. >> anybody that attended a senate hearing or house hearing where these things are discussed in a a forum, this is what happens. representatives come in and they say their peace and they can't go. everybody can't stay the whole time. you will not monitor things for organs you. >> that's a fair point. and that's probably why this happened. allen west is not a normal politician. he is not a politician. this is the first time he has been in politics. that's no excuse. he sends out e-mails every day from his office. he comments on everything. >> he is not politically correct. >> no, and he is not afraid to say stuff. if you do that, everybody on twitter or facebook sooner or later you step in it. he has to learn, maybe you don't have to respond to everything or have to respond in that way. i like it, but i do think maybe it was a little too much. bill? >> it was in the tone of a 13-year-old girl writing to a justin bieber critic. that's what i felt like i was reading. >> it sounds exactly like that. it also sounded like an old-fashioned reprimand. >> you are not a lady. >> you, ma'am, are not a lady. >> comparing it to the stuff that the left says about conservative women, it is nothing close to that. >> and wasserman-shultz is not an unguilty party in this too. the whole, oh my word was completely disingeneral wis. >> as a woman from a previous generation where you didn't have equal rights and nobody walked around, i find it really offensive for that woman to have to hide behind, oh he called me names. suck it up. >> it is only fair. he can send an e-mail saying you are not lady like and yet he can be show vaw nistic? that's a sexist statement. you are not lady like for expressing your opinion? and if a guy did that you would say, you are not a man? you would say i don't like what you said about me. to bring gender into the argument is ridiculous. it is a low blow. it sounds like he was -- sweetie pie was having a bad day. >> you are shaking your head and looking like you are going to punch joe. >> i thought i could totally relate to him. i just hated her tone and her posture. it was everything with the way she did. and maybe he didn't word everything correctly, and i do think it was the 50 scpunz lady like. i thought it was a little old-fashioned, but we are talking about it. >> a little old-fashioned? >> we are talking about it. and now we are talking about it. >> you ma'am are no lady. >> it is like the e-mail. you need to shut the heck up. >> he didn't say hell. >> it takes the bite out of it. >> does he know any ladies? every woman i know talks crap behind my back. that's as lady like as it gets. >> and in front of your front. >> and i just cry. >> it is completely -- >> from angry letters to angrier lawsuits, should a deal go rotten if you sympathize with bin laden? rashard mendenhall is suing for a breech of contract following the cur myself of obama's cur myself. after they sealed the fate, mendenhall sealed his with the following tweet, quote, what kind of person celebrates death. it is amazing how people can hate a man they have never even heard speak. we only heard one side, and then there was this ditty on the 9/11 conspiracy theories. we never know what happened. i have a hard time learning that they could take a sky scraper down. this is not really about the money. it is about whether he can express his opinion. meanwhile the world wants to know what is on mendenhall's off season menu? >> they didn't show anybody eat it though. >> no, it escaped. it ran off. >> he is a vegetarian. >> have i to ask you. you are the twitter and social network expert. isn't it twitter's fault? should twitter be banned? >> no, absolutely not. this man made ignorant statements. when you are a celebrity, you have to become a brand to stay relevant, and he is a brand. it is like any other strategic partnership when somebody endorses you, they want you because they want your audience and they want to get in front of your audience. if you do something that can affect their brand and ruin their reputation, cut ties, divorce them, get away from them. i completely agree with champion sports. >> the vision of under hanes. >> exactly. >> i am a big fan of hanes. >> but there is something about men who just shouldn't twitter in their underwear or trying to sell underwear. >> i think you are right. underwear is the underling factor here. see how i said underlining? i did that by accident. joe, you said in the green room you agree with everything mendenhall tweeted and then some. >> i thought he didn't say enough. this is one of those things i said, a guy can express himself. as you read the tweet you fall off you are like, what kind of person celebrates death? okay, okay, i get it. it is amazing how people can hate a man they never heard speak. we only heard one side of this. okay, you lost me. it is a tough one. >> so basically you agree that he should have lost the endorsement deal? >> yeah, i mean, i am always torn with stuff like this. do i agree with what he said? no. do you have to represent the people are you in business with? yes, i do. do i think we live in a culture where everything is so kid handled these days, this is an extreme example. there are people saying far less insightful things than this being reprimanded and having their money taken away. >> should every athlete endorsement contract have a social media clause in it that says whatever you say there will be used against you? >> let's use a little common sense. he says this is all about his right to express himself, and it is not about the money. he has a lawsuit. will he give the money? if he wins the lawsuit will he give it to victims of september 11th? >> he sued for $1 million. >> for more than that. it is the contract that is a million. >> i didn't know that. >> should have read the story, i suppose. >> he is kind of a jerk. >> i am going to concur with you. >> and we will get the letters. he does not have the legal legs to stand on. it will be thrown out in court. i can't believe it will get any publicity to begin with. the dude runs the 40 in four seconds and change. the bears sign him and i will take all of this back. i am throwing that out there right now. call me. >> my closing thought on this is apparently he is a 9/11 truther according to his tweets which he took that one down. when you run into that one, you should always say, you are actually behind it. if you run into a 9/11 truther always say, i believe you did it, and then demand they prove they didn't do it. that's what they do to us every day, and they waste so much of our time with these stupid conspiracies. >> i have a good one. if you run into another 9/11 truther and he is talking about it, you should respond by hitting him upside the head with a cinder block. i always found there is no come back for it. >> wow, that's an interesting response. >> kids out there on the playground. >> i don't endorse that whatsoever. from mendenhall to preventing a fall. so should see saws be outlawed and monkey bars bared? some researchers are questioning the value of safety first playgrounds. it prohibits stuff like the jungle gym, overhead ladder, trapeze rings and broken glass mountain. god i love broken glass mountain. they argue even if children suffer fewer injuries and that is still not certain, boring playgrounds may stunt emotional development leaving brats with anxieties and fears that are worse than broken bones. says one professor from norway , children need to encounter fear on the playground. but in recent decades, the playground equipment has disappeared because of the parental concerns. and there is a fear of lawsuits. we asked local kids to comment. >> oh yes! yes! >> never get tired of that. >> welcome to the program. >> thank you. >> do you buy this theory that the playgrounds create scared kids later in life? >> they should remove the slides and the monkey bars and just install tampons. >> because they are soft, right? there is a theme in these stories that we are covering here. it starts with the kids. you want to put them in a risk free environment. you want to give them no danger to surround them. and we are creating a society of the voiceless people and can't say and express themselves ever and live in this completely reactionist -- reactionless society. it is ridiculous. >> wow. that was quite deep. >> i have been talked to many times. it is nice. it is nice. >> and colonel west is going to be added to that list. and he can kill you. i have regretted this joke. >> i think he might be showing up at some point. >> do you think kids are missing out on the danger of youth? >> we have five children. and what is america raising? a bunch of wimps. they have nothing dangerous on them, and nobody has to win or lose because that would be so terrible, and it would really hurt their sense of esteem. what else is going? tiger moms. kids who study all the time. kids who don't play with games. and what are we going to have? a bunch of wimps. >> have you eight kids. how do you feel about this idea? >> well, i don't have kids. i think we should have so many playgrounds and i just want skinny babies. coming up, can you kill a man with a plastic fork and three rubberbands? she explains what happened to her exboy friend. and why was paris peaved? should the pill cost nil? should infertility be infertila free? they are recommending that all insurers be required to cover contraceptives for women at no cost and the obama administration says it agrees. no surprise there. it means it could take affect for many plans in 2013. the panel argues that hatch of all have unintended pregnancies and end in abortion. so a greater use of contraception would reduce all of that, but many groups are strongly opposed. they note that pregnancy is not a disease and per fill tee is not a pathological condition to be suppressed. is and they recommend making this mandatory. let's see a clip. >> they are applying for my internship. they either get the job or they die. that's how it works should the government play a role in reproductive help? >> i think it is a very good idea to have contraception available to every group. at the end of the day it is better than having to deal with the abortion issue. however, i find it really upsetting. who is making these decisions? not congress. not the individuals, not the markets, the secretary. she may be making a good decision on contraception, but will she make another decision on granny? will she say, granny, are you 80 years old. >> granny can't have kids. i'm kidding. >> you don't know. there are medical miracles happening every day. >> bill is hoping for that actually. he wants to grow to get to be 80 so they can get to be 80. what do they have against uninextended pregnancies. i was an unintended pregnancy. >> and look at you. >> look at me. i was a successful tv host. >> first of all, you were on "the five" talking about this and they said, why don't they give away free shoes? shoes don't reproduce. we'll tell you why they are doing it. taxpayers spend $12 billion annually. y medical care for women who experience unintended pregnancies and infants conceived unintentionally. this is huge. we know how much the juvenile detention centers cost. this is going to save us money. the government should not be play indicating catholics. the government should be saving us money. and if they wanted to play indicate catholics, tell my priests to keep the sermons at five minutes sharp. >> joe? >> care to counter the argument? >> i was waiting for bill to put out a few more percentages. >> they not only give guys free condos, but they will send somebody to their house that will force you to put it on. >> instructional video. >> my stance on this is the same stance i have with like drugs. all of this should be live. abortion should be legal. contraception -- it should be free. 2 should be provided and it should be easy. >> i am not going to pay for abortions. >> come on. what is it going to cost you? >> $250. >> if i don't believe in it, i am not going to pays for it. that's my right. >> i thought it was interesting the people offering it already have insurance. i wondered what's the point in that? i don't like 16 and pregnant or teen moms. if we can avoid television like that, i would really appreciate that. >> so the benefit of all of this is no more bad reality tv on mtv. exactly. >> if you call that a benefit. >> i am starting to rethink my policy. >> a dvr every one twice. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. and to leave a voicemail 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. i hate that guy. hate him. >> it is sponsored by joggling, jogging and juggling, hence the name. thanks, joggling. welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong. for that we go to andy levy. >> have you ever watched "american dad" on big fox? i don't either. too busy going out with the ladies, but he noticed something. >> what is that? >> he is generally hairless, but in one episode he is wearing a brown wig, and can we put up the picture? >> it is bill. >> it is bill. >> i wish i had that kind of chest hair. >> one of those is a cartoon. >> apologize to bill, greg. >> i completely reject the idea that andy -- >> you shaved right before the show, didn't you? >> and i decided to add an adam's apple. oh, actually he does have one. >> let's just keep this going. >> i'm done. >> that was supposed to be a 15-second thing and it turned into three minutes. >> what the hell was that? >> coming up -- >> we can ?ip that later, right? >> i agree that colonel west is the wrong guy to pick a fight with if it involves our enemies, but it doesn't mean democrats shouldn't go after him if they want to, right? >> the thing about democrats going after him, he will end up winning this fight. he has made her look like such a dope that she is not going to do that again. she either looks like a dope or a wine knee lady. >> i am noten tierm sure that is true. i think he has taken a lot of heat over this and i don't know if he is coming out of this looking so great either. >> because why? because you think he sounds sexist? he sounds like a bully? >> i don't think he knows what i think. >> i think the answer is no. >> you don't know that. >> you have five congressmen and they are saying that the e-mail was completely out of order and an offensive personal attack. you have a bunch of people condemning him for this. i know they are all on the left so he may not care, but the fact is, it is not like the nation is rallying around colonel west on this one. >> i don't think the nation is rallying around the congresswoman either. it distracts attention from a serious issue. if you listen to some people, armageddon is 10 days away. >> you know what they are rallying around? >> what? >> boston market. >> joe, colonel west would like a word with you. and i don't believe you ever worked in politics. >> i don't believe you ever worked in politics. >> i get news and politics -- i worked in news. not politic. >> wasn't politics just a gay bar? >> it was politics with an x. >> isn't that like a clothing store? >> yeah. it is like the wet seal for guys. >> spent a year down there with the old austin, texas legislator. >> legislature, you mean? >> yeah. >> spent my time on the senate floor. it was dirt yes, sir than you ever did. siting in your pretty little room. >> you said the problem was her tone and her posture and the right to go after her which is a fair point. but what she said was just politics as usual these days. >> but that makes me sad. that is unfortunate. i really think she had a great point, and it is something we should all consider, but once she opened her mouth i was done with her. if she would have said it differently i would have been like, wow, i would like to put some energy in investigating that further, but because it was caddy, i immediately president whated nothing to do with it. >> he told the reporter that he apologized to congresswoman wasserman-shultz. but she said it is not true and in her office she says it is absolutely not true. >> it is not a false story. i listened to the audiotape. he told the reporter, he clearly says "i apologized. -- "i apologized." it is weird. >> i thought everybody denied. it. >> you are right. both sides are denying. it but he also did say it. it is weird. >> it is so weird a politician would say something. >> here is the deal. he should have written the e-mail and made himself feel better and then deleted it without sending it, right? >> yeah. maybe he is a stand up guy. >> and he is also knew to politics. he will start pulling punches in six months. >> >> couldn't agree with you more. don't taken dors -- take endorsement contracts, right? >> yes. >> are you always torn about things like this which is also fair. this is similar to what happened to gilbert god freed, right? >> yeah, you are talking about the offlac thing? >> that is an objective argument, but these extreme comam pells come to -- examples come to the surface and people say that's horrible, that's horrible and people are being rep pro maneded constantly. actors and musicians cannot express themselves without getting a slew of hate mail. >> they deserve it, joe. >> wouldn't it be great if they couldn't express themselves, period? >> it is the price you pay though. their bank accounts are so much bigger than ours. >> it is the worst argument. i am so tired of the argument that just because you exist in the public eye, that you are not allowed to have an opinion about something. >> yeah, but you also might pay the price. >> the problem is the people think they can say what they want and not pay a price. that's not what free speech means. >> well that's not saying what you want to say. it is hearing what you don't want to hear. >> why do people have to cite you larry flint? >> that's the only person they read. and i use read loosely. >> every time it is larry flints. >> how much money have they made versus how much money it has lost to people getting fired? >> the article says mendenhall's prompted anger and dancing the -- distancing the organization. but the number of twitter followers doubled. i think it is win-win here. >> it is a win-win. >> are playgrounds too safe? greg you said some are questioning safety first playgrounds that would prohibit the jungle gym and broken glass mountain? >> yes. >> that is better than broke back mountain on a playground. >> why? what is wrong with you, andy? >> you wouldn't want that on a playground. >> why? >> because it is rough and it might hurt your knees? >> yes. >> and people shouldn't be having sex on playgrounds. >> fair enough. >> he had to walk me through that, andy. >> it was obvious. >> i just don't know what movie you are referring to. i said it was a movie. >> free birth control for everyone. >> you read a stat about unintended pregnancies and as for why they should be for this free birth control organs taxpayers paying -- or against taxpayers paying for any of it. >> are you going to have a problem. >> yes, but i won't have to pay for them. >> you don't want to pay for anything. >> i want everything for free. >> i chose to stick to reality, but i want to add you can have sex on playgrounds as long as it is in the privacy of your own home. >> you just lost your endorse endorsement deal. >> or did you gain one? >> it is what andy said earlier, it is a win-win. >> thank you for quoting me correctly, sir. >> you coined that phrase, didn't you? >> i believe i did. >> that was your vietnamese house boy. >> really? >> and so you are, my friend. >> and so am i. >> he is one of the funniest people on the planet, yes, jaw dough raw saw. -- joe derosa. we will be talking about one of the funniest people on the earth. dane cook. check out the fox news i -- ipad app. get news fox news live stream video. i am done doing this tease. can we do something new? download it at fox news .com slash ipad. the question was too tough, and she had had enough. paris hilton walked out of an interview with abc after the reporter asked her if she was old news. roll it. >> do you ever worry about your moment having passed? you do you want to wrap up? >> maybe she had the runs. >> after some discussion with her handlers? she did finish the interview, thank goodness. was her skin too thin? let's discuss this in the lightning rooouund. lightning round. >> was this reporter, if he was truly a reporter, i have not got a verification, but was he wrong to hurt her feelings like that? >> absolutely not. and i am not convinced this isn't a paris hilton publicity stunt. she built her entire career on pr after pr after pr. she is not capable of doing anything available. i definitely think this could be a, i have a great idea, let's look like i stomp off an interview. >> but her people are. >> she has people? >> like 164. >> i know what you are thinking. it is just not that big. did your heart go out to her when you saw her so upset? >> something went out to her. i would use the world loogie. i can't stand her. it is -- if only reporter would be so lucky to have her walk out. she is a horrible person. if you ever want to foe -- to know what is wrong with this country compare conrad hilton to paris hilton. >> is he a comedian? >> no, he started the red roof inn. >> have you ever been on a panel discussing paris hilton? is this the first time. >> yeah, i know paris hill son and i -- hilton and i know the family. she has a very nice younger brother who is a friend of one of my children. >> nicole richie. >> that's awful. that's an awful joke. i am putting that down in the awful joke category. >> i condemn that. i condemn that. >> there go all of your chances with the hilton family. >> where did she go? what do you think she did? >> i know walkouts. i started walkouts. that was no walkout. she was needing valtrex. every two hours on the hour she has to pop the pill. >> i do have it -- i have it on good authority that the kardash eight ns -- kim kardashian's success kills her. and the reality show failure has killed her. when she was shopping around that show, it devastated her that kim kardashian had done so much for her. >> they both had sex tapes. >> exactly. >> and i guess paris had to deal with her sex tape longer than kim kardashian. i haven't seen either by the way because i don't watch that trash. i like a good john denver film. i go back and watch them. >> i didn't like they used the lord's name in vein in one of the titles. >> that's why i held off. and then i was sad when i went and saw it, and i thought why didn't i see it earlier? >> i enjoyed "oh god, book 2" because it encouraged reading. >> it is a pro page turner. >> is that the one with george burns? >> yes, a delight. >> he is a little older. >> that was a joke. >> time for another break. and remember to check out the new red eye pod cast. there is a new one every day. to catch them go to fox news .com and click on red eye. what did we talk about? the concert we went to. is back to news. in a recent interview, matt damon talked about how nice it is to be treated like an average joe compared to his superstar friends. he says, "have i friends like prisoners. brad pitt and angeleno jolie -- angelina jolie. if they go anywhere, it is an international incident." i wonder what he is referring to. i am -- he said "i am lucky, i don't need a paramilitary group to protect me when i walk out the door." don't you love it when super stars complain? >> it didn't sound like he was complaining. >> i thought he was. >> he was complaining for them. jew >> bring that down a notch when you are speaking to me so i understand what you are saying. i think you are if you haven't answered that question i can quickly move on. >> yes, i hate when they complain. i don't think they were complaining. and number three, this is why i love my life. no fame. i can go wherever i want. i am as happy as a pea in a pie. >> thoughts on this horrifying matter? >> sounded like sour grapes. sounded like he was wining. >> maybe he was complaining about being more famous than he was. >> you don't have to elaborate on that. >> i know he is in this bourne situation, but i only know him for "goodwill hunting" and obviously are you no brad pitt, sir. >> bill, you can't even get recognized by your own family. >> they refuse to recognize me. >> it is a court ordered appearance. >> they are prisoners. >> you know it is rich. >> exactly, exactly. we will close things out with a post game wrap up with tv's andy levy. to see clips of recent shows, foxnews.com/redeye. i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." tomorrow, return appearances from john devore. look at him. and leeann tweeden 1k3* ryan reece. >> back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> i would like to point out i am oddly not rich in andy levy. how can people keep up with all things kenzie? >> i am on the facebook, on the twitter, on the four square orkts banjo and i'm on it all? >> what is the banjo? >> it is an app. >> it must be a western instrument. >> are you on the google plus? >> you know it. >> just wanted to get that in there. >> it is a military readiness show and that's what you do before you go to nuclear war. and that's a show i do. it is an hour show every week on fox news .com we talk to generals and ambassadors and -- >> it is from 2:00 to 3:00. i have the vice chairman of the joint chiefs of staff -- >> he is a very good counter point to the show. >> we had qaddafi on last night. >> we did. >> any final thoughts? >> yeah, i would like to apologize for the treatment of matt damon. >> and to make it up for you folks in montreal and quebec, i will be performing the final week of july. doing cheat live at class a cl