I ate some stable hay for breakfast and I’m typing really fast now!!!!!! All The News That’s Fit to Peruse Everything you’re about to read is true -Gas shortages? CHECK. Inflation? CHECK. Why go to Venezuela when we can make Venezuela here? -Gas hit a nationwide average of $3 a gallon for the first time since 2014. -Inflation surged 4.2%, which is a 13 year high. -China and Russia are buddies. -Iranian gunboats are taunting our navy. -Hamas is rocketing Israel. -Parts of the country are facing gas shortages. Virginia, North Carolina, and Florida have declared states of emergency. Many gas stations in those states are closed due to a lack of gas to sell