bears? >> no. not really. >> are all bears safe -- >> this was me on "to tell the truth" when i was like i think 9 years old. i was pretending to be wally naughton, the world's youngest bear trainer. and there was another impostor as well. and i got more votes than the real guy. i got two votes. >> you got two. that's nothing to write home about. >> the real guy got one vote and then they got a sympathy vote for the other kid because he could barely say his name. >> what's with the purple thing on your head? >> it's a russian bear trainer costume. i didn't design it. that's what the bear trainers wear at -- it was at the vargas circus, the circus vargas. >> there's joe garnlg yoela, the host. the bear didn't like him as i recall. >> you're frightening me now. so stop. >> time for the "ridiculi"ridic" tonight a new chapter. it's not a new name we're adding, it's an entire country. and yeah, italy, i'm looking at you. don't get me wrong, i love imt. i love the food. i love the wind. i love the history. i love the people.