What I'd like to do right now is go to Arundel and buy a lemon yum yum from the LG Café in the town centre, which snobbish locals are trying to close. I'd like to drink to the health and wealth of the café owners with one of their cups of piping hot chocolate and tell them not to let the burghers grind them down. I'd like to toast their muffins and curse those who would pan their cakes for no other reason than freshly baked, cherry-topped, hard-glazed snobbery. George Johnson, 43, and his partner Lily Trunfull, 29, have run the cafe and cake shop for two years.