we will go to dana perino for comments. >> dana: tough situation for the country. embarrassment to president obama as he headed to colombia for the meeting. maybe not as embarrassing as the secretary of state doing beers at the bar at the same time. but a question of -- guilty before proven innocent is what some of the secret service defenders are saying. something must have happened. they admitted to some of it. whether it's against the law, did they violate their security clearance. there are more questions than answers right now. my experience is the secret service is nothing but positive and upstanding and they're amazing people. these were not the president's personal detail. >> kimberly: the advanced team. >> dana: they go ahead of time -- hundreds of people go ahead of time for one of the international trips. i think i'll sit back and see what the guys have to say about it. >> kimberly: we'll see. go ahead. >> eric: you will probably disagree with this. 4400 secret service agents. i wear this pin every day given to me by a secret service agent. 11 bad apples aren't going to tarnish a whole group. the presidents say for hundreds of years i'm standing behind the guys, get rid of the 11 guys or even get rid of the supervisor of 11 guys but let's not throw grenades on the whole secret service. >> bob: i talked to somebody down there from the state department. first, most of these are uniform secret service. they're still secret service. but the fact is, in colombia, prostitution is legal. for those who are not married and were off-duty, i might add, it's not 24-hour duty, i find nothing wrong with it. >> kimberly: the information we have is they were on duty, they were the advanced team. there is suggestion they hadn't completed their job, other members finished the job. whether they're married or not, the problem i have with this, they are there to protect an serve the country. yes, a tremendous sacrifice. i know a lot of secret service agents. they work very hard and yes, they're entitled to have fun, free time, et cetera. that wasn't the scenario here. they should be concerned about compromising the president's security. about whether or not they can be subjected to some kind of blackmail. alowing a woman in. a woman in their room which is supposed to be where they conduct their business, et cetera. she could put a plant in there, bug the room. compromise information. not a good idea. >> bob: when you are house landed on the wicked witch, listen -- >> kimberly: i know. >> bob: reality is people travel all over the world and get to countries that prostitution is legal. a lot of people involved in that. if you are not on duty, an advanced team, so they were probably not on duty. >> kimberly: they were on duty. >> eric: can i clarify my opinion is not that bob. i don't agree with what they did, because it's legal in coalmost byia. i'm say -- colom by yeah. i'm saying they should be reprimanded and done, whatever we'll do to them. but the rest of the secret service, don't lump them into them. >> kimberly: nobody is lumping them in. we're talking about the specific comment by the individuals who have a duty to do the job appropriately and not compromise. you realize what happened here. they called the prostitute to the room. at this particular hotel, a family hotel there. okay? they check in and if you are a prostitute there, you have to show i.d. when you go in. one of the girls didn't have it. one girl in particular, brought to the room with four to five agents and was supposed to perform services and she said wait, that is too many. they go back downstairs, they don't have enough cash. to the desk and then ask for an advance of cash to charge them so they can go and pay her. good job. good use of the taxpayer money. >> bob: nay are asking for advance of their own money. what does greg say in >> greg: is it taxpayer money? >> kimberly: you paid for the room. cash advance on the room, you pay for. that i know you'd probably rather see it go to that than solyndra but other than that, not a good idea. >> greg: as an expert in sexual rejection syndrome, i must point out they do a tough job. as eric pointed out. you need to relieve stress from a tough job. i consider this is a health treat some why isn't it covered by obamacare? >> kimberly: they got confused. >> greg: where is hillary rosen? this is clearly war on women, war on international women and more important, war on working women just trying to make a living. >> dana: when you have a top secret clearance you don't get the choice to decide when you're on or offdutty. you get top secret clearance, and you went through it and the reason you got yours is you didn't lie about anything. >> bob: correct. >> dana: are they open about this? do they go home and talk about this to their friends? when we go to countries where prostitution is legal, it's okay? the top secret clearance thing is problem for me. the defense they weren't on duty is a problem. also that this happens all the time. this is another defense i hear. it happens all the time. kilyou're right, they're saying -- >> kimberly: you're right. that's what they're saying. prostitution isn't illegal. a team that works down there regularly. >> greg: if it's our tax money, this pretty much is a secret stimulus. if you think about it. our money -- >> bob: you were working on that. one thing i'm for is human trafficking where they take the women from country to country and use them for prostitution, which is outrageous. and the attack on prostitution as an industry, there are a lot of people in the industry that do it for work. they do make a living at it. they pay taxes. they are covered with health insurance and other things. the assumption that all prostitutes are bad people is just terrible. >> dana: nobody is talking about them. nobody is saying they're bad people. i would prefer they had an ability to take care of themselves and their families in a way they didn't -- >> kimberly: you know you're familiar with colombia and the economy there and 1 million people displaced there and it's commonplace for young women, at the age of 16 and 17 to work in the sex industry. you know, bob -- >> i'm going to disagree with the fellas in that i think it was wrong. i think it was wrong what they did. they should haven't done it. my guess is that anytime you are in charge of protecting the president, you know, you are on duty, whether it's 8:00 in the morning or 3:00 in the morning or noon. it doesn't really matter. if you're compromising the president's safety, you are wrong. they're wrong. >> greg: they didn't even pay these four girls. >> kimberly: they stiffed her. >> greg: yes, they did. that really, kimberly. >> kimberly: it's true. >> greg: they stiffed her. i d't know, i think they could argue they were trying to save the taxpayer money by not paying them but i don't buy that. >> bob: do you find that these people were working all day long and they went to a spa and got a real massage. and did that, something wrong with that? or they went gambling. something wrong with that? >> dana: not if they use their own money. that's not what we're talking about here. i have to ask you, how can you be against pornography but for prostitution? >> kimberly: explain yourself. >> greg: pornography is basically, you know, shoved in your house through the internet. you have to seek out prostitution. >> dana: you think it's bad for women? pornography? >> greg: bad for women because it destroys relationships. prostitution, these are adul adults. these are adults participating in a transaction, i can't stop them. if they're kids, that's wrong. >> dana: does anyone care -- >> bob: prostitution in legal a areas and perfectly sane and they enjoy their work and -- >> kimberly: whoa, this is a lot of psychological problems you have there. >> bob: why? i know i have a bunch of psychological problems -- >> kimberly: you've done a survey -- >> bob: surveys of women who work in a legitimate business. >> kimberly: we don't have time to go through the multiple layers of this. >> greg: his argument is that this is exists and it will exist until we die, the first thing -- if you legalize it, maybe it's better for them is what you are saying. >> kimberly: i'm concerned about the president of the united states and to make sure that he is not compromised his safety, and he deserves better than that. that is what really bothers me here. this is a important is trip to colombia on an important announcement. he deserves to have the best. we did not show our best in this situation. on that note -- coming up, dick cheney makes pub luck appearance after heart surgery and takes a shot at president obama. you hear from him when we come back. e-mail us at thefive@foxnews.com. tell us your thoughts. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ the capital one cash rewards card gives you a 50% annual bonus. and who doesn't want 50% more cash? 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[ male announcer ] the capital one cash rewards card. the card for people who want 50% more cash. what's in your wallet? ha ha. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: you thought about that was ac/dc. >> dana: a compilation album when i was ten, one you can buy on tv. >> greg: we can talk about that afterwards. comedians and their adoring media are in a crisis. how do you make fun of mitt romney when you're dumb? you can keep doing the rich thing, commentator paul vegalla. it hear he is playing paul bunyon big toe. it's true. and he said romney could buy and sell him 100 times. i'm glad i didn't say that. now, pac compare him to "mad men" draper. family man to hard-drinking, hard-smoking ladies' man. what is the up next? they're both good looking and successful. clever. how sad is it that comics can't get a handle on obama even when the ears seem tempting. dowd chatted with "saturday night live" over how tough political comedy is. says seth meyers, comedy writers are promiscuous and we want as many targets as possible. asking comedian to make fun of obama is asking a priest to mock rice. if you look at government as religion there is only one a mighty savior. you want to keep your job so comics only make fun of stay-at-home mom -- [ inaudible ] a phrase that sar va silverman coined with her fake abortion pictures on twitter. so, instead, mock them. do comedians lay off obama because they can't find a handle? he is too cool. or they don't want to because they're afraid they will get in trouble. >> dana: it's interesting. i went to comedy cellar on saturday night. five comedians hadden the minutes each. no jokes about president obama. he has been president for three-and-a-half years. plenty you could make fun of. there is a hesitation because they like him or they don't think he is funny or he is so bland he is not funny? i don't know what is it. >> greg: 50/50. he blends in the background. he is just like them in the media. they all agree. >> eric: on board and more fun to make fun of righties. if you make fun of the president you could be called racist, i have no idea. why he is off-limits i don't get. >> i am overwhining about it. now it's a mental disorder. "saturday night live" talks about getting romney on it. >> kimberly: he would be great. go on there and show his looser, more humorous side. >> dana: he tried it on letterman. >> kimberly: you don't think he can handle it? >> dana: the key those shows go be yourself. interview format is probably better for a presidential candidate. president bush did not do any of the programs leno, gutfeld -- sorry. [ laughter ] letterman. and until after he was president. google the media and comedians share the same narrative, which is romney, just too far removed. they will play it to the end. i want to go to somebody else, because there is somebody else who might have a handle on obama. his name is dick cheney. i think we are going to dosh dives doing it just for you. i was saving this for you. you want to talk about -- >> kimberly: he needs counseling. >> bob: no. i want to talk about dick cheney. >> greg: i'll roll tape. >> i can't think of a time when i thought it was more important to defeat incumbent president in the day with respect to barack obama. he has been unmitigated disaster for the country. >> greg: bob, i think he is being really subtle here, don't you think? >> bob: first, glad to see he does look -- i was at a speech last year and he was weak. this heart thing is working for him, so glad to hear that. let's face it, taking criticism from the most incompetent and dangerous vice president in history is not necessarily a bad thing. cheney is hard to laugh about when you try to laugh about darth vader. it doesn't work. he is dark and nasty. he didn't have to say that. the good news is he is in wyoming. not many people care. does he get under our skin, yes. he single handedly able to figure out how to get to us war in iraq. >> dana: my point about laughing it off, it's just almost comical how cheney knows how to push all the liberal buttons. he is just speaking the truth. life-long public servant, he feels this way and says it in wyoming, it happens to make it to the news. it's newsy. the white house can't help themselves. i don't think the white house said anything. >> kimberly: i think they are worried about him. he has a good strong heart and being -- >> bob: worried? >> kimberly: yeah. let him. he has sitting there being subjected to people like yourself. for a long time. >> bob: endorse romney. >> kimberly: you think it would hurt his candidacy. >> greg: is he an unmitigated disaster or mitigated disaster? >> eric: obama? >> greg: yeah. whatever. never heard of unmitigated disaster. >> eric: whatever. i can just talk about dick cheney? >> greg: sure. >> eric: how unbelieve seasonable it the guy got a brand new heart four weeks ago and is able to sit on stage, stand up, make a speech. it's fantastic. says a lot about our medicine in this country, which frankly has done pretty darn good without obama. >> greg: bob, you have to look at this and be going, this is great news for you. you will live another 30 years. >> bob: i will live to see cheney out on the trail again. medicine, more power to it. every time he speaks he reminds people about the economy. i don't blame bush for the war in iraq. i blame this guy. >> greg: on that note, take a break. coming up, does having cash open the doors to the white house? if i said no, we wouldn't doing this story, would we? iif you leave now, i won't finish fur taxes. ♪ ♪ [♪...] >> announcer: bank robbery certainly is a frightening crime. after all, bank robbers stole $43 million in one year. but identity thieves? try 18 billion! and guess how identity thieves are getting some of that money. by taking over our bank accounts. they may not even need your social security number anymore. all an identity thief may need are a couple of simple pieces of information, like your mother's maiden name or the city you were born in, and they could add their name onto your bank accounts in order to make your money their money. you need help. 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