suing old navy? it fits in her pants. >> so true. >> happy hammock day. >> do you prefer rope or mesh? >> i prefer the venezuela ham mob that uses a thin layer of sand fly netting that prevents other insects from biting. >> handwoven? >> venezuela hammocks are handwoven by women. the or the is passed on from generation to generation. >> spreader bar or brazilian? >> are we talking about hammocks? >> no. >> we're done here. >> goodbye. let's welcome our guests. she is so smoldering that campers often mistakenly throw buckets of water on her. that's against the law, by the way. i am here with leeann tweeden who is with "poker after dark" which always sounds dirty, but it is card playing and such. and he is colder than a polar bear eating an ice cream. but enough about my friend. it is ryan reiss. and he is coming out with his own line of sorrow. my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. and the only regan he admires was the one from "the exer cyst." and next to me is rider john devore. and his ideas are insane our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> check out the guest op-ed. sounds good on paper, but it really works out. speaking of paper, just ask my exsister wives, the boston herald, the chicago sun times and swank. the first two i could care less about, but i miss my swanky. greg? >> you had a special relationship. >> it was hot and dare i say heavy? more people read me back then. if you are looking for an apology, there won't be any. they said, quote, there is not a chance, end quote that he will back down from his criticism of democratic party chairwoman debbie wasserman-shultz refuse for calling her vial, despicable and not a lady. the first termer from florida is the one with the better hair leveled the insults in an e-mail after she criticized him on the house floor when he wasn't there. he told her to stop being a coward and also to shut the heck up. yes, he said heck. apparently the two have history. >> one thing you have to understand is there is a history here. it goes back to the fact that during the campaign, the florida democratic party sent out a mail piece to tens of thousands of homes that included my social security number, my wife's employment and identification number, and nothing was said about that. no one apologized. many of the south florida liberals were part of that. and then also when you add in october of 2010 when the dnc chairwoman ordered a protest outside my campaign headquarters to portray me and say i was a massage nis and i hated women. there has been a pattern that continued on. >> martha mccullum then asked -- >> i know you said you would not apologize. is there anything you want to clarify or any part of your statement you want to take back today? >> not a chance. >> he seemed pretty unsure. for more let's go to the senior congressional correspondent. pb, what is the reaction on capitol hill? >> let this be a lesson, bill. he is hooked on peanut butter and it is keeping him from doing real reporting. >> are you hooked on something? that was blurry. >> i was staring at your hair and it disgusted me. should he apologize? >> no, i don't think so. i think you have to have a tough skin to work on capitol hill. she did call him out. when i was a kid they always said, if you are going to call somebody out, you need to do it to their face. the thing you don't like to hear is somebody says something behind your back. i would say, why can't you say it to my face? if she wanted to pick a fight, why not say it to her face? >> they have history and they dislike each other. does that e-mail -- >> there is a lot of hot, sexual tension. >> doesn't the e-mail make more sense? >> sure it does. i totally agree. he hospital apologize. a lot of time these controversial e-mail exchanges happen when one politician e-mails to his staff. this is happening in the open. it is all fair play. and it is not like he is talking behind her back. this is politics. i'm sure she can take it. he shouldn't apologize. at least he is saying it out in the open. >> what do you think? >> wasn't there a tape of him apologizing? >> there is tape -- it was on the huffington post and we have been trying to hunt down why is that not an apology? was he talking about something else? >> yes, he farted. he was apologizing. >> i knew there was a simple explanation. i can't figure out what is going on with that. no one knows the answer. >> they are trying to take it back and now they want to raise money. he is going to beat up a girl and donate some money. >> i have to tell you, i like -- he is not a politician and i like the fact he is standing his ground. and he won't apologize. you have to admit that is refreshing. >> i am sick of the hyper sensitive culture where we have to apologize to everything. the fact he is sticking to his guns is a good thing. but having said that, this all stemmed from a hyper sensitive e-mail sent out to begin with. essentially i just confused myself. >> i have. the thing is -- i didn't realize the depth of the harassment. this woman has been making -- >> he alleges. >> yeah. but i think other people have also -- the stuff about social security, that's crazy, dirty tricks. and he is different. he is not a politician yet. i don't want him to be a politician. i want him to say what is on his mind. i want him to say go to hell, or go to heck. >> look, we can all agree that sending an angry e-mail is about the most i'motent thing -- but he did send it to the democratic leadership. he didn't go to the media. he didn't go and grand stand. >> true. >> he seemed sincerely angry and he wrote this silly e-mail. >> she can take it. she is not a withering flower. >> she is more of a perme flower. >> has anybody made the penis wiener joke yet? i feel we are all avoiding it. at least it is an e-mail and not a picture of his penis. >> he brought it back. >> from a west attacking to attacking the west. about a year year ago the department of homeland security launched a national, if you see something, say something campaign. dhs called it a simple and effective program to raise public awareness of indicators of terrorism and violent crimes. and to emphasize the importance of reporting suspicious activity. and the department spent money making a video explaining the campaign which was promptly watched by nobody until now when the conspiracy website posted it. the video shows samples of possible terrorist activity, but far more interesting is who the dhs thinks we should be looking out for. people like me and andy, and not bill. take a began der, shall we? -- take a gander, shall we? >> it is helping in protecting our country from activity and other crime when you share them with the right authorities. but rather on behaviors that seem suspicious or out of the ordinary. so if you see something that is not what we call these precursor activities might be observable and reportable by a vigilant member of the public. you are in the best position to spot these precursor activities as you go about your everyday activities in your community. >> that's right. it is whiteys in hoods. according to the people whose job it is to protect us from terrorists, white people in hooded sweatshirts are there to protect us from our problem. even a lily livered pink owe thinks it is ridiculous. >> i don't think it is ridiculous at all. the oklahoma city bombing was conducted. >> you got one. hoorah for you. >> if you fill these videos with caricatures of who you think terrorists are, people will focus on those caricatures and not the actions people recording trains, leaving bags -- >> interesting theories. and also white people are the majority. >> i said this before on "the five" it is taking jobs away from people who fit the demographics. a lot of actors show up on additions saying, wait, i was born to play a terrorist. >> i can wear a baseball cap and dark glasses. >> the people are reminding me of the thugs from the old batman show. they wear the black shirt. they should say "thug number one" and a ski mask. what do you think? >> the department of homeland security are being weak. they are afraid to put somebody that -- i don't know, any of the terrorists that have attacked america on 9/11 and the people we stopped in new jersey and the people in california. i don't know. they have all been muslim of foreign daw cents. why don't we have at least one in the department of homeland security video? they are afraid people will come back and be like, are you discriminating. most of the terrorists on the terrorist list this past year are of muslim dissent. it is not the white guy that is your neighbor down the street. >> they all looked a little like you, ryan. >> that was a really good acting gig to get. >> you would have gotten that job. you would have gotten that job. >> if they were a casting director they would look at you and they would go, if we are hiring him, we are not easy llama phobic. you are the homegrown terrorist. >> do you know what happens if me or you leaves our book bag in the subway? eight muggers will grab it thinking it is their lucky day. >> remember we did on "red eye" maybe a week ago, becca was on on friday. we talked about "breakfast at tiffany's" and back then they had mickey rooney play a japanese man and how now a days it looks really, really bad. isn't this the same thing? >> mickey rooney was born in tokyo. >> he was? >> many had to change their name. >> i had no idea. why didn't you bring this up on friday? >> you know what, becca was on a role and he was offending people. i thought he should have at it. getting back to your point though, as one who owns a lot of backpacks in all colors of the rainbow. one had a rainbow patch on it that said "pride." i was offended by this because it is backpackist. everyone who uses that as a way to transport their things is not a terrorist. >> i want them to get rid of backpacks, but i will tell you why. it has nothing to do with terrorism. people who wear backpacks in elevators piss me off. they forget they are wearing their backpack and they come in and they just walk in and they say, how are you? then they just stand and the backpack whacks you. i am a short guy so in if it is a tall person i have my face in their stupid backpack. i'm sorry. >> i'm with you. i feel you. >> the dhs should have like a benetton of aversion. there was the gay and the little person and the -- no there was that one white woman with the hairy eyeball. >> that makes you happy to point out there was a white woman. oh, there was a white woman. she was the token. she looks like all of the people that were pointing out things, the majority were of minority which is fine with me. >> they probably got their job because of affirmative action. >> you are so accurate. >> we are wasting 10 minutes of my life, greg. it was awful. >> and there was no climax. >> what did you want? >> an explosion. >> offensive. >> you have to admit it would have been awesome if they played by mickey rooney. >> the other thing we have to point out, this video has been around for a year info wars posted it and it got picked up, and as always when something shows up everybody puts it on. it just shows up like it is a discovery. but the fact is, nobody -- it had like 1500 views on youtube over a year which means not only did it not work, nobody cared. it was a waste of money. >> you know what we would have heard of it earlier, all the terrorists were muslims. then we would have known about it right away. from bids to kids. would the planet be less in peril if david beckham were sterile? well, some environmentalists think so after the soccer star and his wife welcomed their fourth child named go lap paw goes pinch face. no, it is harper seven. why are they so annoyed by the bundle of joy? the eco freaks says they are concerned because the global population is about to hit 17 billion. they say beckham's baby as an opportunity to restart the stupid debate over family size. says simon ross, the head of optimum population says, quote, the beckhams are bad role models with their large families. there is no point in trying to reduce their carbon emissions and then increasing them 100% by having a child. what should be done while ross is calling for child benefits and tax credits only for the first two children. that's great news for my one and only son, bradley martin, who means the world to me. take a look at him. >> what exactly did i sleep with in panama last year? >> whatever it was i am impressed. well done, my friend. way out of your league. >> i was way out of my league. the beckhams have hoisted another child on to the planet. is enough enough? >> i hate to defend them, but the fact that they are using them to spur this argument is upsetting. i don't think any -- anyone should determine how many children you have. >> and it is for publicity. >> they are. but i feel some sympathy. >> it is out right hatred for using them. >> the minister of parliament says we live as though we have three planets instead of one. but ryan, we could have three planets. we just don't know it yet. right? >> that's a good segue, greg. >> let me change that. >> they are terrible people for having a baby? really? this guy beat up a paparazzi. she was a member of the spice girls. he cheats on his wife. >> how dare you, the spice girls are basically our rolling stones. aren't they? and posh is their mick jagger. >> there are american -- they are our american version of the who. >> leeann, you get the last word. aren't they just anti-people? they talk about the environment, but they talk about people. >> it is not fair to single out the beckham when's they can afford to have four children and nobody was screaming at them after three. i was waiting for the girl so she can dress her up like her, so she can have a doll. >>y his voice is really high. she is kind of angular and boney. the kids should look like little birds, angry birds. >> that brings up a good point. don't you have to eat to produce carbon emissions? victoria beckham is an echo warrior. >> she can have the child and it balances it out. >> they predicted hundreds of millions of people would die of starvation because of over population. we failed to figure in the creativity of human beings to solve problems. and that's the problem. they don't have faith to figure out how to do things. >> it is basically just a big, fat, joke. all right. so should ugly people be enslaved because they are ugly? first, what is kim kardashian up to now? not much. i will tell her you said hi. can a comment on a blog cost you your jog? i mean job. it didn't rhyme so i figured i would make it rhyme. >> it worked. >> they have amped up their on-line investigation of job applicants in the form of social media background checks. today's "new york times", hi there, profiled a year old start up called social intelligence that compiles a file that digs deeper than the usual google facebook. the whistleblower plows through the message board comments and craigslist requests and seemingly secure photo and video sites. says the ceo of the foul finding, quote, sexually explicit photos and videos are beyond comprehension. we can see a lot of illegal activity. lots and lots of pictures of drug use. at least anthony wiener doesn't have to worry about this. candidates must consent to the background check and be notified of the dirt dug up. who are these people? one says the employees should not be judging what people in their private lives do away from their workplace. how do we at "red eye" screen job applicants? i believe we have tape. >> he won and he is currently living at my apartment. >> mickey rooney looks great. >> that's what you call a call back, i believe. >> can anyone get through this screening unscaffed. ? -- unscathed? >> listen we all have photos of ourselves covered in butter. let's face it, if you want to work at wal-mart, you can't put that on facebook. >> that was just you, ryan. i hate to tell you. >> somebody had to take the picture. >> you have a fair amount of scantily clad photos on the web. has that ever prevented you from possible employment? >> i haven't done any porn, so that hasn't come up just because i have been on the covers of fhm and maxim. it doesn't bother me. whatever you put out in the public domain, twitter, facebook, whatever, it is public. if you don't want -- since google came around, everybody googled themselves and google your friends and co-workers. everybody what is been doing it. if it is out there, it will be found. if you don't want anybody to see it, don't do it. don't put it up. >> i orally google. i run out to the street and ask people what they are thinking did about. >> oral google? maybe i should call it something else. devore, you vomit your thoughts on-line every day. >> i do. i love it. i embrace social media. i have written a lot of stuff. check this out. the conservatives are always complaining or warning against government intrusion into your personal life and liberties. why don't they ever complain about corporate intrusion? i don't think it is a good idea. they are like, it is a choice. either you consent to it and get a job or not. it is the principal. even if you don't have photos out there of you blowing lines anywhere, it is the principal. they shouldn't be able to drill in. >> the only thing is i worry if i were an employee of somebody embarassing me. you are worried about somebody embarassing you. >> well you should be a better interviewinger. -- interviewer. >> that's true. >> bill, this stuff doesn't affect you or i because we are in our 50s. isn't this more about teams who don't have any idea what they are doing with their cell phones. they are building an encyclopedia of fit. >> you forget about on-line. if you are on the sex scene it might not matter what you put on-line, it is what somebody put of you on-line. the ceo of the company said, oh we had this one job applicant that belonged to a facebook group. and he wrote -- excuse me, i'm getting choked up. this is america. i shouldn't have to press one for english. and the guy says, that raises a question. does that mean he doesn't like people who don't speak evening -- evening liesh? no. this is not the question to be raised. one has nothing to do with the other. the employer might think that and you are screwed. >> that's why you should never comment on the blogs. don't comment on anything. except the daily gut .com. when you are there i want you to comment. you leave important introductions that i use on the show. >> and send pictures of yourself to bill shultz rules .org. please log on. i have zero viewers. >> do you have a comment on the show? e ill -- e-mail us. or call 212-462-5050. have we even checked that in the last two months? >> not in the last calendar year. >> the people who left message there's are probably dead. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is dead -- to me. >> the half time report is sponsored by mud festivals. the events where people gather to play in the sticky matter. it is resulting from the mixing of dirt and water. thanks mud festival. welcome back. let's find out if we having ything wrong. for that we go to tv's andy levy. what do you have, andy? >> are you okay? >> i feel fine. >> are you sure? >> yes, i'm sure, why do you ask? >> something happened last night that it made me worry about you. >> what are you talking about? >> michael, can reroll that clip? >> he is a little older than i am. >> that was a joke. >> what was that? >> i was being tickled by an invisible gnome. his name is gary and he stops by to tickle me. if we show it again in slow motion you can see i am obviously being tickled. >> greg, i have to say i did not see the tickling. i think you may have had a seizure. >> did you see how horrified she was? she did not know what was going on. >> can we show that one more time? can rehave that