(City of Seward via AP) As the title suggests, they are not actually “drunk drivers,” but they act like one type of drunk driver. So, by way of metaphor, imagine you go out one night and meet some friends at a bar. Your intentions are to only have a couple drinks, but those two turn into more and you find yourself drunk. You get in your car and drive home, but accidentally hit a fence along the way damaging the car. You awaken the next day, look at the car, and decide that driving inebriated is not such a great idea. You have learned your expensive lesson and never drive drunk a...