Sentenced to seven to nine years in prison for lying to congress. Then today, the department of justice issued a statement calling for much less prison time for stone and trump said that he had the department what to do. Then all four prosecutors in the stone case resigned in protest and then, trump called for the military to pursue legal action against Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman for testifying against him in the impeachment trial. And Senate Republicans blocked three bills to prevent foreign interference in our elections. And Lindsey Graham and don junior showed up on fox news in matching trump merch. [ light laughter ] i guess what im telling you is, by this time tomorrow we might be a cooking show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause multiple federal prosecutors resigned today after the Justice Department announced plans to reduce their sentencing recommendation for former trump adviser roger stone. Pretty unsurprising for someone who looks like the get out of jail free car
Sentenced to seven to nine years in prison for lying to congress. Then today, the department of justice issued a statement calling for much less prison time for stone and trump said that he had the right to tell the Justice Department what to do. Then all four prosecutors in the stone case resigned in protest and then, trump called for the military to pursue legal action against Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman for testifying against him in the impeachment trial. And Senate Republicans blocked three bills to prevent foreign interference in our elections. And Lindsey Graham and don junior showed up on fox news in matching trump merch. [ light laughter ] i guess what im telling you is, by this time tomorrow we might be a cooking show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause multipsigned today after the jue department announced plans to reduce their sentencing recommendation for former trump adviser roger stone. Pretty unsurprising for someone who looks like the get out of jail free card [
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You confuse, and the more you forget is the whistleblowers mind controlled by Chrissy Teigen . Can you guess who . Do you have a clue . Guess who, g. O. P. Whistleblower edition the more you play, the more trump wins dirt on joe biden sold separately. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, john oliver and amy sedaris along with Paul Mccartney and musical guest big thief, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen yeah hi howdy whoo fantastic why cant we do two of those tonight . Hey, jon how are ya . Hello, friends. audience chanting stephen happy thursday thanks, everybody whoo nice beautiful thank you very much. Welcome one and all up here, down , there out there, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff but heres the thing also, im kind of not because im not actually here. We taped this in advance because im about to shoot some
Also on tonights show, theres a hotel in space. Native americans are taking their land back, and Elizabeth Warren goes head to head with donald trump. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with sean spicer, former press secretary and human dilbert. Like most people President Trump hires, spicer left the administration with his reputation in tatters. But if theres one thing american loves, its a comeback. Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer making his debut on dancing with the stars and it wasnt entirely pretty. His partner a former champ described him as dancing at a prepreschool level. The judge said of a performance is it was like you were being attacked by a swarm of wasps. Trevor damn the judges did not like spicers dancing or at least thats how it sounded last night. But today sean spicer said it was actually the best performance they had ever seen of all time. laughter honestly, i think spicer will be perfect for dancing with the stars. Pretend you kno