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[ laughter ] russia today accused the New York Times of spreading false news about their country. Wow, these two are practically finishing each others sentences now. New york times is spreading a lot of fake news. [ laughter ] White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said today that President Trump will not be watching the Academy Awards this sunday. But i bet spicer will since hes nominated for most animated short. [ laughter and applause ] Vice President mike pence today toured a factory in st. Louis. Said pence, its so great to be back here in the place where i was built. [ laughter ] Presid...

Jimmy thank you. Welcome. Thanks, its embarrassing. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you, thank you. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if you know this, i hosted the oscars last night. [ cheers and applause ] ill admit i was fishing. What a weird thing though. Have any of you ever hosted the oscars before . Well, let me tell you about it. Except for the end, it was a lot of fun. [ laughter ] went very well. We were chugging along. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere, it turned into one of those maury povich paternity test shows. [ laughter...

[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Welcome. Thanks, its embarrassing. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy. Im the host. Thank you, thank you. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if you know this, i hosted the oscars last night. [ cheers and applause ] ill admit i was fishing. What a weird thing though. Have any of you ever hosted the oscars before . Well, let me tell you about it. Except for the end, it was a lot of fun. [ laughter ] went very well. We were chugging along. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere, it turned into one of those maury povich paternit...

Tomorrow night well be joined by the way, tomorrow were having a trumpfree tuesday. His name will not be spoken at all on tomorrows show. [ cheers and applause ] we will be joined by Catherine Zetajones and james harden with music from hank knutley, and later this week, alec baldwin, luke evans, adam pally, music from tuxedo and president george w. Bush will be here too. For real. The real one. [ cheers and applause ] last night our first guest won an Academy Award for his work in either la la land or moonlight, im still not exactly whichever one won best picture. Mahershala ali. Jimmy thats m...

The president spoke tonight before a joint session of congress. Were going to ignore it. [ laughter ] for a very good reason. The reason is i need a break from it, to be honest with you. Tonight, if anyone says the name of the orangecolored man with the russian boyfriend they will have to put 100 in that jar that guillermos holding right there, okay . [ cheers and applause ] thats the rule, applies to everyone, you understand . Guillermo, just to recap. People have to put 100 in the jar if they say what . Guillermo uh [ laughter ] . Go. Jimmy good, hes smarter than he looks. Here in l. A. Ever...