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People come up and ask what he with are doing and who we are here for all asked if trump was here and pretty of all of whom seemed larry tonightly, jim gilmore is running for president. And heres where i read your minds because you all just thought, who the bleep is jim gilmore . Joe biden butz out his feelers for a president ial run. Its the first time in years his feelers have actually been used appropriately. And the boy scouts of america finally ends its ban on gay scout leaders. Great. So its a big year for gays who like to tie knots. Time for the nightly show. Lets do this captioning spo...

Night tomorrow night is the final episode. Its going to go long. So remember to set your thing and bring a snack cuz were going to be here awhile. Here it is your moment of zen. The final tweet hitchbot said my love for humans will never fade. A thumbs up for people from the hitchhiking robot. Rage against captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry tonightly, we are previewing the first debate of the 2016 election. Its debate eve and i cant wait to see what kind of crazy bleep santa trump leaves in my stocking. [ cheers and applause ] larry also, a uva Study Reveals that cool kids peak too s...

Subways at all. I guess the only way to fix this problem is to hire another irs perhaps to police them. An iirs. Perhaps we need an iiirs and an iv. [ laughter ] pretty soon were all just part of a nesting doll of oversight, paranoia and suspicious, each of us investigating the next to infinity when it turns out weve really just been investigating ourselves the whole time. [laughter] maybe then we realize right and wrong are just two sides of the same coin we call the universe or did i just blow your mind . [laughter] yeah, probably not. You know, can i always do that, by the way. [ laughter ]...

[applause] its being challenged in the courts. Jon yes. I have to say for me, this is a states right issue. This is not something that you should be. What are you going, you know, you are running out of time. Im not running. Jon but you dont have that much time to take away americans guns and declare marshall law and put hard working americans in fema camps. If youre going to do that, you better get started. Are you stealing, you know theres an ebb and flow to every administration, to every president. It appears that youre feeling it a little bit right now. Youve got this deal with iran worked...

Jon josh gad whats up. Do you want to leave the show, man jon oh, you played olaf the snowman in frozen. Thats right, i did. Im a show business god, jon. Jon among eightyearolds. Disney money, bitch cheers and applause wow, wow. Jon. Jon. This is intense. So many so many old faces. Jon rob corddry. I cant even believe youre back here. Come on, give me some sugar. No, no. Jon rob corddry, everybody. I cant im like im like knocked out here. I didnt want to do this. Its very embarrassing. Its just that everybody here, you guys, youre like family. You know, especially you, jon. Jon thank you, rob....