KPIX The Late Show With Stephen Colbert July 13, 2024
Expected consequences, a bit of an oopsydaisy. You see, recently, the c. D. C. Released new facial hair guidelines compatible with a face respirator. This is the actual chart put out by the c. D. C. As you can see, if youre a lessflamboyant neerdowell, say a runofthemill bad guy, or adolf hitler, youre fine. But what if you have more panache, like evil spock or a depressionera dastardly tycoon . Then youre out of luck. Thats why ive developed a line of evil facial hair surgical masks called the villains veil perfect for despotic rulers of distant planets, a sinister video game archrival, or te...
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