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[music] hello. Welcome to outside source. Governments around the world are ting restrictions at the coronavirus as the coronavirus continues to spread. President macron has ordered the whole of france to stay at home or risk being punished. He says the country is at war the u. K. Is saying avoid social contact, dont travel, dont go tohe pub. Boris jon says all of the measures are tough but necessary. I believe they are overwhelmingly worth it to slo the spread of the disease, to reduce the peak, to save life, minimi suffering ando give our nhs the chance to cope. President trump has toldot ame...

♪ i made the jokes, i played the fool ♪ ♪ i took time, made all the plans ♪ ♪ i know i told you ♪ that we were supposed to have something ♪ ♪ booked for this weekend but i changed my mind ♪ ♪ i changed my mind, i changed my mind ♪ ♪ i changed my mind and i changed my mind ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. we have a guest tonight, the great matthew mcconaughey -- [cheers and applause] -- is going to be joining us. we're going to sit right here to...

tried to steal a boat. no, i took care of that. the peabodys will be getting some free rides on the nbc jet. there won't be anything in the papers at all. really? what about this? well, i had to give them something. ugh. don't worry. she's gonna love it. that's just insulting. liz, liz, did you see me in the post? oh, my god, it's so embarrassing. look how thin i look. and look how many emails i've gotten. it's not even 8:00 am in l.a. should i call stern? you're welcome. >> stephen: tonight! is this summer's heat affecting us? i'll try to tell you before i pass out. [ laughter ] the...

- can we borrow the r-- you said we could-- - we're supposed to borrow it to go to the xzibit concert? - just hurry up. - do you remember? - all right, we'll just wait. we'll wait a little bit. [montez and colleen moaning] - well, it's been like an hour. should we go get a snack or something? - yeah, it's hot, man. i could go for a drink. [splashing] - [moaning] - whoa! - yes. anything but a squirt. - nice. [snorting] [party horn blows] captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. we...

been wondering what they may have missed there was the incredibly understated news of the world scandal coverage, our in no way derogatory look at your queen's rain soaked birthday flotilla and the respectful coverage of your royal wedding. ♪ oh, yeah, hitler is hiding in there ♪ [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] hold on. sorry. i'm being told we're no longer on the air in the united kingdom. i forgotten paddington bear was (bleep) off during that scene for no apparent reason whatsoever. [ laughter ] been a rough ride as of late for the pasty friends across the pond. you had the...