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Larry all right, thanks to my panel, ricky velez, rory alba knees, ana marie cox. Thank you for watching. Good nightly, everyone. Thank you. Welcome back to the coverage of the 2016 summer games. Im jordan salt n pepa kleppa joined by all good in the hood wood, jr. cheers and applause never do that again. Just kicking that flaifa in ya ear, baby laughter weve watched the American Gymnastics Team turn their dream into gold and the brazilians turn their pools into lime green. Both equally inspirational. J. Man, real officials explain the water is perfectly safe, just green because of a ph imbala...

Ph imbalance. What i have been hearing about rio im impressed there are no turds in the water. We actually have a sample of the pool water right here. audience reacts nothing wrong with that, just as green as lumpy as my pool water back home. You have a pool . Yeah, you didnt get a pool with your the daily show house . They gave you a house i didnt get a house. You dont have a house . No. Then where have i been bleep your wife . audience reacts from Comedy Central world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show t...

Denegrofication of the white house is getting closer and closer. laughter closer and closer. So lets check in to see whats happening with the unblackening. applause on saturday, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders took their fierce battle to the state of nevada. It was like pacquiaomayweather in las vegas, but with less homophobia and more aarp eligibility. Little bit lower laughter bernie had some momentum, but hillarys campaign knew just the right ointment to treat the bern. laughter she won easily and turnout was high. But there was one key demographic that was in dispute. In a new memo, the...

Numbers, dont be ashamed of yours, cause whenever a guy asks for mine, i dont hide from it. I just tell them my number can drive a rental car at a senior discount. [ laughter ] good night, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] february 3rd, 2016, from Comedy Central world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with trevor noah. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah. My guest tonight comedian Hannibal Buress is joining us. [cheers and applause] trevor but lets move on. Last night we got so caught...

Thank you very much. Very kind. I appreciate that. I saw couple people start to stand up oh, [bleep], larry, larry, i appreciate. Great show tonight, keke palmer on the show tonight. [ cheering and applause ] and i am in a great mood. I had so much fun watching last nights super bowl. Not the game itself, that sucked. I was going for denver, yall. I was right. But everything around it was just awesome. I mean how about that puppymonkeybaby . Im sorry, that thick is way too scary to be selling soda. I slept with a nightlight on last night. Puppymonkeybaby was haunting my dreams. That should not...