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Your familys bad screen habits. Are you ready weight watch. The trendiest diets of 2020 youve been hearing about. Intermittent fasting, plantbased, prebiotics. Were breaking down what you need to know so you can shed the pounds and keep them off. Retro is all the rage. Make your 2020 style sizzle thanks to old fashions major comeback from bell bottoms to shoulder pads, were telling you the hottest retro trends and how to pull them off. All that and more as we say, good morning, america. Imma tell them all good morning, and welcome to our second hour. Coming up, after a bride was diagnosed with...

Created curb your enthusiasm, coming back for its tenth season on hbo. Susie essman is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, Rudy Giulianis buddy has turned into a snitch. Michael kosta and roy wood jr. Decide if Odell Beckham jr. Goes to jail, and the pope says lets talk about sex, baby. So lets check up on todays headlines. Lets kick things off with a major story causing a storm in the vatican. For the past seven years, pope francis has been shaking up the Catholic Church as we know it, but now the old pope is stepping in saying enough is enough. Controversy is sw...

We have a lot did discuss including the bachelor. Bachelor peter is here tonight. You know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy . You probably did. Every year. I didnt make a new years resolution this year but my wife made new years resolutions for me. Shouldnt this year my new years resolution for you is, and she went on to mention areas in which she would like me to improve. I didnt say anything. But that is allowed . [ laughter ] can you make a resolution for someone else . I dont think so. I think its a selfonly thing. Its like flossing, you dont floss with other people. Yo...

Check that, a couple days. [gasps] dad hey, dad what . My wiener is all stiff and pointy oh, well, butters, thats just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area, your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up, because jesus is your friend. Thanks, dad. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Yeah yeah yeah lets do it. Take a seat, lets make a show. Im trevor noah. Our gu...

Oh god, im gonna have diarrhea again. Urhggh. You cant go to the bathroom, your stacking sundor armor. Its okay. Mom, bathroom what, hon . Bathroom bathroom ohh, thats a big boy, isnt he . All right, kenny, drink your elixir of the mongoose, i am now going to use mocking blow. World of warcraft, i need to play our demo is set up right over by the agh got to. Sign in. Character name. All right, im in dude, im almost dead. Kyle, cast arcane missiles im out of mana, i told you ive got to heal stan dad, not now stan, ive been sent here to bring you this. This sword can completely drain his mana da...