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Evan HurstJuly 13, 2021 09:00 AM Mad face EXTREMELY important Tucker Carlson news update, on the most important and consequential thing that's happening in his life. We are of course talking about the very real and true non-lie story Tucker's been telling about how the NSA put wire tapps in his bottom, which you can believe because when has Tucker's integrity ever been called into question? (If the NSA has picked up Tucker's falsetto shrieks in surveillance, it COULD be because he's apparently been trying to get close enough to Vladimir Putin to get an interview for a while now.) The sad new...

stinker. Here's your video! Looks like Biden's gonna be on time! Just kidding, he's early! 1:22: What IS this, a president who is early for a press conference? Anyway, Biden says he's not against Putin or against Russia, he's FOR the American people. So this is already way different from a Trump-Putin meeting. 1:23: Biden says he's always going to push Putin on human rights, including things like Alexei Navalny, who is still languishing in a Russian prison, and two "wrongfully imprisoned American citizens" in Russia, plus Radio Free Europe, and how it should operate freely. Oh yeah, and that...

Evan HurstMay 27, 2021 08:55 AM Also weightlifting. It says he likes weightlifting. Giphy We are just glad they added "weightlifting" at the beginning of this Washington Post profile about How The President Spends His Day, because otherwise yeah, we get it, he sounds kinda old. Or like a toddler. Like a very elderly toddler! Awww he likes birthdays and Gatorade! Orange Gatorade, in particular! And cookies! Many cookies! Everybody loves Joe Biden's cookies! The basket of apples that Obama kept in the Oval Office is long gone, as is the red button on the Resolute Desk that Trump pres...

Evan HurstMay 19, 2021 08:50 AM Trump Ends War The New York Post reports Trump is planning to get his old Hitler rallies going again "next month," but nobody knows where or how or why. Well, we know part of the "why," which is that he's delusional and thinks he's still president and also he is completely dead inside without the adulation of his cheering hog people. The Post says there will be a couple in June and one somewhere around the 4th of July, right while America is celebrating its independence from his presidency. He's still, of course, making all kinds of sounds about runni...

Evan HurstMay 18, 2021 10:13 AM The official .GIF of the Arizona fraudit, allegedly. Giphy The worm may be turning on the Arizona GOP's big and endless fraudit, where they're UV-scanning the ballots for signs of stray bamboo or whatever, to prove that the Arizona elections in 2020 won by Democrats (but not the ones won by Republicans) were FRAUD from 'GIIIIIIIIINA. (The fraudit is paused right now, because the fraud-finding center was needed for important high school graduation purposes. But after that they'll find the fraud!) Last week, Arizona GOP state Senator Paul Boyer said out l...