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>> thanks for having us. >> i have been a fan almost since the original days and i'm sure every fan you've ever had said the same thing when they first saw it. they said, what the hell is this? and then complete submersion. how long does it take, do you think? how quickly does a fan become a fan? >> it's different for everybody. until you hear your joke, and your joke is in there somewhere. >> and how many jokes -- do you ever do like a word count, or a sell count on how many jokes there are per episode? >> it hangs around 600 usually. the first season we were at 300, and then the second seaso...

How long does it take, do you think? how quickly does a fan become a fan? >> it's different for everybody. until you hear your joke, and your joke is in there somewhere. >> and how many jokes -- do you ever do like a word count, or a sell count on how many jokes there are per episode? >> it hangs around 600 usually. the first season we were at 300, and then the second season we got -- you know, once we were getting paid to do it, it got to be about 600. >> we saved those. >> doubled our output. >> jay elvis. >> yes. >> i thought this was true from the little thing i wrote oddly enough in the "...

Overdue. >> thanks for having us. >> i have been a fan almost since the original days and i'm sure every fan you've ever had said the same thing when they first saw it. they said, what the hell is this? and then complete sub mergs, how long does it take, do you think? how quickly does a fan become a fan? >> it's different for everybody. until you hear your joke, and your joke is in there somewhere. >> and how many jokes -- do you ever do like a word count, or a sell count on how many jokes there are per episode? >> it hangs around 600 usually. the first season we were at 300, and then the seco...

these things turn out? i remember back in 1972, the democrat had a veteranen u.s. senator named jordan. the liberals in the state dumped him for a fellow named nick galfanicas. jesse helps won the election in november who remained for the next three decades. brilliant move. wasn't it? primary challenges that lead to defeat in november are bad enough but third parties are the worst. i have a good deal of respect for ralph nader. i'm proud to have worked for him but he ran for president in the year 2000 as a third party candidate and won 97,488 votes in the state of florida. al gorl sh...

everyone figured out it was a bush administration design, but still, that same crypto crescent phobia is hounding the logo for the nuclear summit. >> you see the crescent in the four flags in muslim countries. >> connect the dots, people. obama, crescent, muslim, nuclear, why aren't you more afraid? new york postcolumnist michael goodwin says no, i am not suggesting president obama is a secret muslim, but i am certain the crescent like design of the logo is not a coincidence especially at an event where iran's nuclear ambition and al qaeda's search for a bomb are prime topics. of cou...