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via satellite. satellite. that's right, space. (laughter) ooh. happy oh my god yesterday was valentine's day (bleep). (laughter) that's the day when you remember that yesterday was valentine's day. and now you're alone. (laughter) let's begin tonight with the state of our capital market. i know you've been getting a lot of requests on the show to do more capital markets bits. they've been through a bit of a rough patch. reputations have suffered. not least of which due to a rash of insider trading. we know insider trading is bad. why else would john cryer's dead brother have gone to ...

satellite. that's right, space. (laughter) ooh. happy oh my god yesterday was valentine's day (bleep). (laughter) that's the day when you remember that yesterday was valentine's day. and now you're alone. (laughter) let's begin tonight with the state of our capital market. i know you've been getting a lot of requests on the show to do more capital markets bits. they've been through a bit of a rough patch. reputations have suffered. not least of which due to a rash of insider trading. we know insider trading is bad. why else would john cryer's dead brother have gone to jail in that '8...

>> jon: welcome to "the daily show." my name is jon stewart. my guest tonight representative louise slaughter will be here via satellite. satellite. that's right, space. (laughter) ooh. happy oh my god yesterday was valentine's day (bleep). (laughter) that's the day when you remember that yesterday was valentine's day. and now you're alone. (laughter) let's begin tonight with the state of our capital market. i know you've been getting a lot of requests on the show to do more capital markets bits. they've been through a bit of a rough patch. reputations have suffered. not least of whi...

she may have been snatched by a intruder who climbed through the window. late last night, a tearful amanda knox arrived home on u.s. soil in seattle. >> right now, i was looking down from the airplane and it seemed like everything wasn't real. i want to say thank you to everyone who believed in me, who has defended me, who supported my family. >> knox spent the night celebrating a belated 21st birthday from her family, something she never got a chance to do during her four years behind bars. now, what's next? knox's father says she plans on finishing her degree. prosecutors do plan o...

everyone. >> if you caught "two and a half men" last night you caught a lot of laughter. >> yes, yes. if you dvr'd it, we won't reveal too much. >> john stamos and darma and greg made a little appearance. >> we'll talk about that in a few minutes here. a historic day for the u.s. military. the long, controversial "don't ask, don't tell" policy expired at midnight. cbs news correspondent david martin has more on this dramatic change in policy. >> reporter: after 18 years of controversy, "don't ask, don't tell" died at the stroke of midnight. from now on, gays can serve openly in the...