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[audience laughter] thank you very much for listening to me, you guys. Have a great night. [cheering and applause] cheers and applause jon welcome to the show tonight a gentleman by the name of stephen johnson, author of how we got to now, a very timely book because it is now. Breaking news today attorney general eric holder is stepping down after nearly six years on the job. Eric has agreed to stay on as attorney general until i nominate a successor confirmed by the senate. Jon so he will never leave laughter hes not only acting on any confirmation hearings currently, theyre busy bleep their ...

Centrals world view headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [ applause ] jon welcome to the daily show. We have a very good show tonight. My guest oh, we love this lady. Lena dunham is going to be joining us on the show tonight. Some of you may have been reading aboutlp a recent incident at the white house. The u. S. Secret service captured a man who jumped the white house fence and made it inside the building. A Spokesman Says the man was not armed. He was caught just after passing through the north portico doors. Sounds like your average overly comfortable tourist ...

Mayor de blasio is a socialist, all right. Hes just flat out a socialist. Americas leading leftist, mr. Tax the rip, the mayor of new york bill de blasio. Bill de blasio, this your mean socialist. I think bill de blasio is a socialette, i call him comrade mayor. Comrade mayor bill de blasio is going to sock it to the rich, sock it to wall street. I wouldnt be surprised if wall street leaves new york. Stephen thats right. Thats right. Thanks to comrade de blasio, wall street is going to leave new york and move to the part of the country where people like them. Ill get back to you on that one. H...

We wonder to ourselves does anyone else want in on this . Before all of the good buildings are gone. British parliament is expected to vote to join the air campaign against isis. Prime minister cameron called law makers to a special session to debate this issue. [laughing] jon law law makers debate the issue . Cameron, what are you doing . You dont have to put up without answers questions [beep]. Just walk out onto the lawn and say were bombing somewhere and go back inside. Bada bing bada literal boom. What are you doing . What is there to talk about. Look iraq, afghanistan, libya. No Success ...

Jon im jon stewart. We have a good one tonight. Listen up my guest tonight hadi al bahra the president of the Syrian National collision. Im pretty sure theyre on our side or he wouldnt be here. Of course our non war in the mid east is only getting more complicated. The u. S. And the collision has been bombing the region for nearly a week. We wonder to ourselves does anyone else want in on this . Before all of the good buildings are gone. British parliament is expected to vote to join the air campaign against isis. Prime minister cameron called law makers to a special session to debate this iss...