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I thought it was gonna be murphy brown too. Its not, its tosh. 0. All right, last one. If you listen closely you should be able to get this one. Its pretty easy. Was it tosh. 0 or m a s h . Audience m a s h come on, its tosh. 0 they mention my name in the note. Well, i think we can all agree my censors are doing a great fucking job. So good night and congratulations to the audience member of the week. [applause] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome, everybody, to the daily show thank you for joining...

All aww. Whats the matter, didnt you boys like skiing . No, we cant keep track of when you pizza and when you french fries. And when the hotshot asshole skier takes your girl, if youre supposed to race him the first time, or train first to beat him on the really difficult mountain so you can save the dorky, but hot girls youth center. Skiing sucks yeah, what a stupid sport. I heard that you were the one responsible for making tad lose the race. Thanks. Yeah, well, he really flipped when he saw these. Uhhhgg. Start the reactor. Talking away i dont know what im to say ill say it anyway todays an...

From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor welcome to the daily show, im trevor noah. My guest tonight, joining us from blackish, Anthony Anderson is here, everybody. Really excited. Were going to talk about all things black, and all things thingsish. But lets start with the topics that is donald trump campaign. It is a topic, it is noxious, opaque and those go down with the daylight expression of i cannot [bleep] believe this is happening to me. But it is also full of fasc...

Week two of the conventions. Last week was cleveland. And this week were clearly in the manliest city in america. Because everything in this city is about men, everything. Its the city of brotherly love. Home of the founding fathers. Yeah. Boyz ii men. laughter yeah. Like, even the Football Team is the eagles. The only animal that has malepattern baldness, the only one. Haugh laugh i mean, on top of the city hall tower i saw a statue of william penn with his dick out. laughter cheers and applause he looked like he was peeing on philadelphia. And heres whats so great about all of this. All this...

Larry thank you very much thank you very much welcome to the nightly show. What a crowd, man they are excited to be here. Im larry wilmore. Weve got a great one for you. Tony winner and Disney Princess Anika Noni Rose joins us on the panel tonight. cheers and applause but first, first, while most conservative and liberal pundits are at each others throats concerning guns, fox news host Gretchen Carlson kind of went off script. Theres no doubt that omar mateen was able to kill so many people because he was firing an ar15, a weapon easier to buy in the state of florida than buying a handgun. Im ...